Chapter 19: A list full of dreams

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AN: I am late sorryyyy  ❤

Thorin POV

To do list:

Ignore  Dwalin

Reclaim Erebor

Bilbo

"What are you writing Uncle? A love letter for Bilbo? 'Dear Bilbo, I would like to fuck you so hard that Smaug can hear it'?"

"Fili and Kili! It's just my to do list!"

"Yeah, right! That's why Bilbo's name is on it!"

"....."

"Kili....."

"Yes, Fili?"

"That is why Bilbo's name is on it."

"Huh?Oooohhhhh..... UNCLE THORIN YOU PERVERT!"

"Why the heck is Kili calling you a pervert?"

Great. Bilbo. Wait, no please Mahal not now!

"Hi Bilbo. I have literally no idea. Just kids being kids."

"Hey!"

"We aren't the one with Bilbo's name on a-"

"So Bilbo where would you like to talk about? I'm sure you have a lot on your mind these days, you're pretty silent. Are you alright?"

"Yes, I am. Just wondering why the heck people talk dirty to me in Khuzdul."

With that he looked at Fili and Kili.

"But mister Boggins!"

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

"You speak Khuzdul?"

"Yup. Since two days in our journey, I thought it would come in handy. Learned it from Bofur, y'know?"

Oh Mahals holy beard.

"I REALLYYYY NEED TO FEED THE PONIES BILBO SEE YOU LATER HEHE"

Well, smooth Thorin. Really smooth.

I called him ghivashêl. He knows what it means. I'm so fucked up. I'm such a zucchini.

AN》 I was late so I made an extra long chapter for you guys!


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