AN: Cultural misunderstandings are my kink.
Bilbo POV
Ugh. How many stairs could you place on a bloody mountain? Well, I guess that next years Durins Day a better idea is. But seriously! Couldn't Smaug just let the front door open? I'm sick of this.
If I knew this I would never find that door!
Wait. I've got an idea. It's not the best idea, but it is a better idea than walking.
"Thorin?"
"Oh, yes Bilbo?"
"Could you give me a piggyback? I mean, I'm not fat anymore because of this adventure, - Fili and Kili could you please stop laughing?- but I'm still not a dwarf. Please?"
Thorin was so red as I imagine Smaug would be. Best. Idea. Ever.
"Yeah Thorin! Give the lad a piggyback!"
Ori came to me tugging at my sleeve.
"Um, Mister Bilbo, I don't know what a piggyback means in your culture, but in our culture it is a specific way to have rough sex. Are you sure this is the right time for that?"
Oh.
Oh.
" NO! Nothing like that! It's just that I'll sit on your back while you're walking! That's all!"
"Oh! You mean like a boarback!"
"Uhm, yeah?"
"That isn't a problem for me, master Burglar."
"Great!"
I jumped on his broad back. So much muscles! Imagine what they could do to you....
Soon ( too soon) we reached the keyhole, But there was a problem. And there wasn't a keyhole.
"The sun is setting!"
"The last light of Durins Day!"
The dwarrow and My Thorin <3 walked away. I want to cuddle Thorin. He looks so disappointed.
Then I realized something.
"Moonrunes!"
Thorin turned around.
"Moonrunes?"
"Yes, moonrunes!" The Company returned. "What about moonlight?"
When I said that, the moon came shining through the clouds.
Thorin hugged me.
"Without you, Bilbo, we would never come this far. Thank you."
" No Thorin, thank you."
"Thank me? For what?"
"For making me feel alive again."
For making me feel love again.
How I wished my feeling are returned.
AN: HAHAHAH they are FML :)
Chapter picture: This is how I imagined the hug. Ignore the text. It isn't my art! Credits to artist!
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