AN; totally not inspired by the new trailer of avengers 4; the endgame. And no, Thanos won't kill my sons!
Thorin POV
I want the whole world to know that Bilbo's mine. He belongs to me and no one else. While walking to lunch I realised that I can't contain myself any longer. My feelings must come out. I looked at Bilbo with what could only be described as a predatory gaze. And then something happened what nobody could've guessed.
"Oh, freaking kiss already! We are sick of your helpless pining! Just court already!"
Well, apparently I wasn't the only one who snapped.
"Kili, you moron, they have been fucking since Rivendell."
Gloin, shut up.
"NO WE HAVENT!"
Hah, I wish. So I snapped too.
"Sorry lads, still a virgin."
Bilbo spit out his tea right onto the table. And on Gloin. Serves him right. Bloody bastard.
"Y-you are still a virgin?"
Wait a moment Bilbo, I think I have to read between the lines here.
"Aren't you?"
"Uhm..."
And then Fili and Kili, the idiots who are just slightly too interested, decided to join in.
"Really? How is sex?"
"With a male or with a female?"
"What did you do with your hands?"
"And with your mouth?"
I couldn't handle it anymore. My face was flaming hot! Mahal save me.....
"TOO MUCH INFORMATION GUYS"
And of course, everybody laughed.
"That's not what Bilbo said last night!"
"Kili!"
AN; I'm back and I hope I didn't ruin the story!(and I'm in love with bohemian rhapsody, the new Queen film, and while I've always been a huge Queen fan I thought the movie was great! Love you all and until next chapter!❤️🥰
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