yeah, this isn't a chapter.
WAIT NO NO PUT YOUR PITCHFORKS DOWN PLEASE IM HERE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF
I haven't been writing this story or posting as much as I used to. The real hoes remember the days I uploaded one (admittedly very shitty) chapter a day, when I first started writing this story.
And that's the thing, I've changed A LOT since the beginning of this book, from my writing style, to my sense of humor, and even my ships.
And it's made me hate an entire half of this book. Hell, I even hate the title. Here is an incomplete list of hinges I hate about this book:
-the entire lack of a solid theme or plot
-the subplots that went no where
-the horrendously written backstories that I could present way better now (I hope)
-THE SHIPS I WROTE BECAUSE THE FANDOM EXPECTED ME TO ((ZANVIS AND VYLANTE SORRY))
-once again, the title???
-the text scenes taste like poison in my mouth icky icky
-the utter lack of excitement and drama
-the absolute unevenness in chapter lengths it's such a small thing but it bothers me whoops
-Why is this fic popular it's kinda shittySo basically I'm probs gonna rewrite lmao. You may have noticed I tried going back and just making edits to my old writing but honestly there's only so much I can do.
But never fear, I am still the intense people pleaser you all know and somewhat put up with, so, if there's any part of this fic that you REALLY love, tell me here and I might incorporate it back into the rewrite!!!!!
Here's a list of things that are Def staying tho:
-Katemau (but maybe subject to some sorts of changes just wait and see bby)
-Our favorite puppo Raven
- Hyria and the cafè!! How could I erase everyone's favorite fangirl? <3
-besties Garroth and Aphmau because I lov them
- multilingual Garroth but this time it'll make more sense and I won't write it while on heavy pain meds lmao
- Dante and Travis living together and being cheeky lil shits together
- panicked gay (bi) ™ Laurance
-chaotic gay ™ Garroth
- whatever the fuck I want to keep.
Whats definitely changing and I will not keep no matter how hard you beg so don't try it sis/bro/nongenderspecific sibling:
-I'm sorry I lowkey hate vylante and zanvis it's gotta go fam
-Aaron will show up and he will be our str8 dad who we will all love and appreciate
-Oof Laurance's backstory will actually go into depth and we gonna get emo
-THE TITLE NEEDS TO C H A N G E
-obviously changes to the Ro'meave backstory
-there's gonna be a more solid theme sort of thing and I'm thinking like the sort of silly bets that they make like Garroth and Vylad's bet (which will also stay btw)
-I'm gonna add ships y'all might hate me for
-oh and poly shadow knights are coming because 💞💞💞
-the gay is gonna be AMPED. UP.
-who lives and who lived and who dies and who died will change. Take from that what you will.
- whatever the fuck I want to change
So, now you know. Once I get some real progress on the rewrite, this old book will probably be unpublished so if you wanna reread this hot garbage do it while you can
Anywhozzles, that's all for now
Bye bye
(Only the real hoes remember that old parting phrase lmao)
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✰The New Guy✰ <gaurence>
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