luciferstempest tagged me ages ago and I just flat out haven't done this yet but I'm gonna do it anyway cuz it looks fun
So basically you pick 13 characters and answer the questions
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1 Jack 2 Castiel 3 Samandriel 4) Michael 5 Benny 6 Ketch 7) Dean 8) Gabriel 9) Lisa 10) Sam 11) Lucifer 12) Meg 13) Jo
Actually writing out the questions I realized I noticed 8 is in most of them so I changed gabriel to 8 cuz I like to talk about him fite me
Ever read/want to read 1/2 fic? 1) Jack 2) Castiel Yeah basically any fic with Jack is a father/son fic with Cas
Do you think 2 is attractive? How attractive? Castiel Oh no not at allll
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Imagine walking around all day just knowing you have that face holy shiz I can't deal
(SHUT UP I CAN USE PICTURES OF MISHA FOR CAS SHHHHH)
What if 3 got 8 pregnant 3) Samandriel 8) Gabriel Samandriel is too pure for this but I can totally see Gabriel pretending he did just to mess with him even though Samandriel's never had sex (shut up he's never had sex because I say so)
Can you recall fics about 5 Benny Uhhhhh I mean he shows up occasionally. He's kinda in the Strings Attached series. He was in House Arrest back when I wrote that book. Sometimes he's one of Dean's friend in high school aus I've read
Ship 1/3 1) Jack 3) Samandriel Samandriel and Jack are both aro/ace and no one can convince me otherwise.
6/8 or 9/8 6) Ketch 8) Gabriel 9) Lisa I would sooner die than let Lisa snag a date with my Gabriel but I really like the idea of Ketchbriel's friendship more than a relationship which I know is really out of character for me but I had high hopes for them in s13. I wanted to see Gabriel leaning on Sam, obviously, because I'm a sabriel girl, but I see their relationship as more of a "just talk to me" "fuck you moose I do what I want" type thing, vs. Gabriel and Ketch's friendship of playing air hockey in the middle of the bunker library because who needs books anyway like my god the Winchesters are such nerds. Ya feel me m8?
If 13 saw 1/2 doing the seks 1) Jack 2) Cast—
FUCK THIS JACK AND CAS ARE FUCKING FATHER AND SON THIS IS NOT OKAY
Title for 8/2 fic 8) Gabriel 2) Cas "Meta Fiction" Oh shit that's already an episode about Cas and Gabriel
"Let's Go Save The Winchesters' Asses Again"
Is 1/6 a thing 1) Jack 6) Ketch No and it will never be a romantic thing because Jack is aro/ace but I would accept fics about them platonically or maybe with Ketch struggling to accept that he's now gotta be nice to the spawn of Satan or something idk
Suggest summary for 1/3 hurt/comfort fic 1) Jack 3) Samandriel Samandriel never actually died (obviously; there were no wings) and was instead kept locked up thanks to Naomi who used Cas "killing" him as a way to steal him without raising suspicions and he comes back to earth with ptsd and only super energetic little puppy Jack can make him smile and they become best friends and they all live happily ever after
Song for 1/2 song fic? 1) Jack 2) Castiel Idk maybe "Father to Son" by Queen?
Warning for 1/2/8 1) Jack 2) Castiel 8) Gabriel *** Annoying uncle makes parenting impossible, do not read if you don't like chaos***
Last 4/2 fic 4) Michael 2) Cas Idk basically every au where Cas has family besides just Gabriel?
2/8 relationship, 8 runs off with 4, 2 sleeps with 5 and has affair with 11, and 3 advises them to love with 1, and 12 + 13 watched w/ popcorn
Okay so Cas and Gabriel we're together until Gabriel runs off with Michael. Cas is devastated, so he sleeps with Benny and has a brief unhealthy affair with Lucifer, until finally Samandriel gives him some great advise me he falls in (PATERNAL) love with (HIS SON) Jack, while Meg and Jo watch eating popcorn.
Well, there are worse characters to have fit here.
So imma just tag a few people cuz I'm lazy and this tag is a lot harder than it looks with so much back and forth so good luck if you choose to do t and if you don't pick spn or Marvel characters I will have no idea what you're talking about and probably won't read it so sorry I'm uneducated dqncer a_kuffles Winchester_At_Heart luciferspinkwings Demigod_ShadowHUNTER pitterpatterlullaby my_ships_must_sAil Uhhh k that's good enough I don't wanna subject anyone else to it but if you think it'll be fun then go for it m8!