KittyHazelnut is Weird

Death sounds very inviting

So my whole body is sore because we did like 6-ish hours of dance each day for the last two days not including the 15 min warm up beforehand and I had my "last" piece setting day today and my friggen teacher never choreographs anything in advance so we only got half the dance done in 4 hours (after a 30 min warm up which was annoying) and now I want to die

BUT YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND

WE DID THIS THING TODAY WHERE WE ROLL TO THE GROUND AND JUMP UP AND HIT A KINDA-COUPÉ (May will know what that is but y'all are clueless anyway it's like a jump on one foot and the other one's behind you at ankle height but it doesn't touch so it's not really coupé) AND THEN WE GO IMMEDIATELY GO BACK TO ANOTHER ROLL ON THE GROUND

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

SO NOODLE DID THIS WEIRD THING CUZ THE ROLLS ARE LIKE A 360 TURN SO NOODLE GOT CONFUSED AND DID LIKE A 360 DURING THE JUMP INSTEAD EVEN THO THE JUMP WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE UP AND DOWN AND THEN YOU ROLL THE SECOND TIME AND I HAD FINALY GOT IT DOWN AND OBVIOUSLY WE LAUGHED BECAUSE WE LOVE LAUGHING AT/WITH NOODLE AND THE TEACHER LAUGHED TOO AND IT WAS GREAT RIGHT BUT THEN THE TEACHER DECIDED TO TRY NOODLES VERSION IN ALL SERIOUSNESS AND DECIDED TO CHANGE IT SO WE HAD TO DO THE FREAKING NOODLE MISTAKE VERSION AND ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE ITS LITERALLY ROLL AND THEN JUMP FROM YOUR RIGHT LEG TO PUT THE RIGHT LEG BEHIND YOU AND LAND ON THE RIGHT LEG FOR ANOTHER ROLL BUT DURING THE LEG SWITCH YOU HAVE TO DO A 360 AND IT HAS TO BE 360 EXACTLY OR YOU WONT ROLL THE RIGHT WAY FOR THE LAST ROLL AND I FUCKING HATE

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

WE HAD TO DO IT OVER AND OVER FOR TEN WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES AND LITERALLY BY THE TIME I STOPPED I HAD KINDA DONE IT A FEW TIMES BUT THE ENTIRE RIGHT SIDE OF MY RIGHT CALF WAS RED, MY ENTIRE EIGHT FOOT AND HALF MY LEFT FOOT WAS RED, AND BOTH MY KNEES WERE RED AND WHEN I SAY RED I MEAN REALLY FREAKING RED AND I ALREADY HAD A BRUSE FORMING ON MY RIGHT KNEE BEFORE THOSE TEN MINUTES WERE UP AND IF ITS ALREADY TURNING PURPLE IM SCARED TO SEE HOW PURPLE ITS GONNA GET BY TOMORROW AND THEN THERES THE LITTLE CUTS FROM ROLLING SO MANY TIMES AND THE KNUCKLE OF MY FOOT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE STARTED TO PEEL IT WITH AN APPLE PEELER AND IT HURTS MY KNEE WHEN I WALK AND I WANT TO DIE

AND WE LITERALLY ONLY GOT HALFWAY THROUGH THE DANCE AFTER FOUR FUCKING HOURS WITH A DANCE THATS FIFTY BILLION TIMES SLOWER THAN BOTH DANCES THAT WE FINISHED IN SIX HOURS AND THE TEACHER WANTS TO USE OUR MONTHLY SATURDAY CLASSES TO CLEAN THE DANCE INSTEAD OF FINISHING CHOREOGRAPHING IT WHICH MEANS WELL HAVE TO GO BACK IN FOR ANOTHER FOUR FUCKING HOURS AGAIN TO FINISH CHOREOGRAPHING IT AND ALL THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF SHE WOULD JUST CHOREOGRAPH THE DAMN THING AT HOME LIKE EVERY OTHER TEACHER INSTEAD OF WASTING ALL OUR TIME AND UGHHHH

But in other news, part of the warm up is we walk around the room and go in different directions however we want and stuff and then we run and then we do it in slowmo and we go between those three modes for like 5 minutes right but the teacher's just normal the whole time because obviously she's not gonna do the warm up so she's walking like normal and every single time we do it it just sounds like something Gabriel would do like everyone else moves quickly and then slowly and then quickly again over and over but the person he's tricking is moving normally and they're just so confused and yeah that's my life

Also the lights in the room between studios 1 and 2 were flickering when I got there and then the lights over the desk flickered when they got turned on and then there was a loud bang and suddenly the one electric candle holder that wasn't working suddenly flickered on really brightly and then died again and even though it was because they were doing construction outside I choose to think it's because there's a ghost at the studio