KittyHazelnut is Weird

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Me, binging Gravity Falls at 1 in the morning with my roommate instead of using what little free time I have to sleep? It's more likely than you'd think!

Also I've only seen Bill Cipher twice but I would lay down my life for him

Also also I can't wait to meet Ford (whom I wouldn't know existed if my roommates didn't like Gravity Falls and if I didn't have tumblr but since I do I've spent every moment of season two just waiting and waiting and waiting and WHEN IS HE COMING GOD DAMMIT)

anyways that's not what this update is about

College is so weird? It's like an entirely different universe where time itself ceases to exist?

m'kay so anatomy is still kicking my ass but I've found a system that kinda works to help me figure out the basics of what we're doing, which basically means read a section of the textbook and annotate it, then watch the lecture video and take notes, and then once I finish all four sections of this chapter I'll probably go back and rewatch the lecture video bc it's short this week (only 80 minutes instead of like 140) so I can do that without wanting to die and it'll be a nice refresher

but the problem is this takes a really fucking long time. I was literally studying (read: teaching myself) about shit like protein synthesis from 8:30 at night to 6:30 in the morning, which is ten straight hours of anatomy. thank god none of my other classes have a lot of work or I'd be fucked.

ANYWAYS I'm not actually here to complain about anatomy (mostly)

I was obviously up all night (although I did sleep from 6:30 to 12:30 and it didn't fuck up my sleep schedule bc that wasn't enough sleep for the human body so that was cool) which meant I wanted food because that's ten hours of being awake after the original 12+ hours of being awake and yeah that's a lot of hours

and I just?

fucking?

ordered pizza?

and half an hour later I had pizza?

at midnight?

that's a thing I can do?

what the fuck?

and then my roommate ordered us donuts that showed up at quarter of four in the morning?

and that's still a thing we can do?

why did no one tell me this?

I don't even know how to explain it but time just does not exist anymore on campus like other than a few online classes time is irrelevant and I can sleep basically whenever the fuck I want to and I can do work and order food whenever I want and I can walk to dunks to get donuts whenever the fuck I want (but the dunks closest to campus closes at 8 so after that we have to wake 40 minutes to the next closest dunks but the lady gave me three donuts for the price of one because it was literally one in the morning and why the fuck wouldn't she yeet the donuts at me) and I literally love it

I do miss my pets when I'm at school tho and since I only have classes in person every other Tuesday I'm only spending every other week on campus so I came home today after "darts" (kick the velcro soccer ball at the giant velcro target and win a free stuffed snake) and getting my free DIY stuffed avacado kit (and my free pretzel) so I'm home rn and I'll probably head back on Thursday because there's gonna be s'mores and shit

OH also there was another "party" outside the dorms a few nights ago and instead of giant soccer darts it was hula hooping (with heavy hula hoops and they hurt my stomach but whatever) and chalk drawing and stuff and this was my contribution (who got some reason is sideways even tho the pic's not sideways?)