Only bought this dress so you could take it off

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Woah, would you look at that? My Taylor Swift lyric title is actually kinda a lil bit relevant!

So I spent a metric fuckton of my hard earned cash on Taylor Swift merch a week ago for the Fourth of July sale, and it finally came today!

So I spent a metric fuckton of my hard earned cash on Taylor Swift merch a week ago for the Fourth of July sale, and it finally came today!

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And it came with three hella long pieces of tissue paper

And I totally forgot just about everything I had ordered so it as like Christmas when I opened it all up

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And I totally forgot just about everything I had ordered so it as like Christmas when I opened it all up. And the lithographs on the website looked like those tiny polaroids from the 1989 albums (they're about as long as your finger [since I don't want to give an approximation in inches because some of you use the horrid metric system) and they ended up being about as long as your lower arm and I'm actually kinda disappointed because they obviously won't fit with my little polaroids but it's still cute so idk

Also I have no more wall space and I still bought five more posters and the lithographs are gonna have to go somewhere too and I'd like the hang up the polaroids and the three other pictures too and ughhhhh I really didn't think this through, so now I gotta move my Star Wars posters over and try to fit another Taylor Swift wall next to them, but when the year ends, I'll have to move my Supernatural wall there because I'll have the pictures from my SPN calendar to hang up and my spn wall takes up its entire wall atm (which sucks cuz it looks pretty good rn if I'm being honest) and YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLE I LITERALLY MIGHT HAVE TO PUT POSTERS ON MY CEILING AND I DONT THINK THEYRE GOING TO STICK THERE UGHHHH

I bet you're all (not) wondering what how the title lyric is relevant. Well, I took one piece of that tissue paper, and...

 Well, I took one piece of that tissue paper, and

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Bam, a nice, casual off-the-shoulder dress.

Okay so maybe I couldn't actually move in it but shhhhhhhh it works

Also my mom borrowed the Hamilton soundtrack from the library and I downloaded it on my pc and put it on my iPod and I'm 98% sure it's illegal since I don't own it but shhhhh I'm three songs in and I love it

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