KittyHazelnut is Weird

Seksy goste

I was hanging out with Flower Guy and friends during lunch today, but the lunch story I want to share has nothing to do with Flower Guy.

My friend pulled out his phone and he's like "bruh I hope they're playing twister" and I'm like ??? And apparently in his role-play thing, people were just saying things like "right hand blue" "left foot red" and he was just like dude wtf

But my favorite part of the story is that the roleplay thing is it's a Supernatural/Scooby Doo/Ghostbusters crossover roleplay like that's oddly specific lol

(And he's Dean so he says once they officially start with all the characters he's going to tell Sam to watch out for Velma with his shoulders)

But I'm pretty sure y'all are just interested in Flower Guy so let's talk about him, shall we?

So we kinda had group conversations at lunch, but I was joking with my friend about turkey necks and Flower Guy started listening to have halfway through and he's like ???

And then we walked to clear together obviously because we were both going to the same place and I'm like okay self you gotta start a conversation what are we gonna converse about uhhhhhh and I totally drew a blank so I just went with talking about class

Me: Are you ready to present?

Flower Guy: Yeah, I think so

Me: Oof I wish I could relate

Flower Guy: I didn't take my meds today though so it won't be as good as it could be

Me: At least if you fail, I won't be the only one

Flower Guy: *laughs* Did you write anything down? Notes or anything?

Me: No, because I'm stupid.

Flower Guy: Aw, come on, don't be so hard on yourself

Me: I'm always hard on myself. I told you, it's how I get through life.

And then we started joking about how if the whole class failed, maybe instead of getting an NE (No Evidence, averages in as a 0) maybe I'd get an IP (in progress, averages as a 25% or something) (because anything lower than a 70% has to be one of those) and I thought the teacher walked by and I was like oh shit now she knows I'm gonna fail (but it wasn't her)

And we went our separate ways when we got to class because we sit on opp sides of the room and I was just chilling and then he came over and sat next to me because his friend wasn't there (but another friend came so he sat on the other side)

We joked a lot during presentations and every time she picked someone I would sink down into my seat and hide behind the kid in front of my and Flower Guy was just shaking his head at me but like in an amused way and he would kinda laugh at me every time I complained about having to present or said I'd fail or something because I did it a lot because I hate presentations

Our presentation is basically this informal "go up there and talk about a book that you read as a kid that got you into sci fi" thing and I had my Mediator book on my desk because that's the one I'm doing and he was reading the summary on the back and he just started dying of laughter and I'm like ??? and he showed me the back of the book and pointed to the line that was something like "She doesn't really mind the sexy ghost in her bedroom" and he made so many jokes about that for the rest of the class and then the productive part of class ended and:

Flower Guy: *sarcastically* man these books are really intense. I don't know if I can handle them.

Me: Yeah, I don't think you could handle the sexy ghost in the bedroom

Flower Guy: *laughs* Oh no definitely not

And backing le truck up to between presentations because I forgot about this part

Flower Guy: *makes funny comment*

Me: *does that laugh thing that's just really an exaggerated breath out of the nose*

Flower Guy: Was that a real laugh or a fake one?

Me (preparing for another self deprecating joke): Yeah it was real my real laugh is just —

Flower Guy: No, stop it. I like it.

I'm literally feel like I'm living a romance book. Like this is the adventure you're supposed to have when you're 16 because every protagonist in teen books is 16. There's just one small problem. The author forgot to add the romance part (to my half, at least)

And then we left class and he went a different way than me but we somehow got to the door at the same time and I didn't realize it was him until his kid said "Did you say I'm (Flower Guy's name)'s kid?" or something like that with his name and it didn't even dawn on me that it was his name and I just wanted to know who was talking behind me and I turn around and Flower Guy was talking to this kid that's probably a foot or so shorter than him and I'm like yep that's where the kid remark comes from

Flower Guy: Hey Katie have you met my son?

Flower Guy's son: *wave*

Me: I have not met your son?

Flower Guy: Yeah, he's adopted. I found him in a box one day and I decided to take him in. Is that how this works?

Me: Well, finder's keepers, right?

And then we ended up talking for the thirty seconds it took to get to my bus and internally I'm like ha fuck you Flower Guy's son, he's my friend now

And that, my dudes, is the story of Flower Guy as it stands right now.