KittyHazelnut is Weird

Can I order some new parents?

I have been begging for the necklace from Rich's campaign since it started, and i don't think I'm going to get it because my mom doesn't like that the campaign is called "Big Bag of Dicks" even though she knows it's a pun because his name is Dick and that was his line and my dad just keeps putting it off and I can't even tell if he's going to let me get it at all because he won't give me an actual answer and there's only about 33 hours left to buy it so I went to ask my dad again and he's like "not right now" which probably seems reassuring but he says that to EVERYTHING and half the time it turns into never and at this point I don't even care if I get the damn necklace. I just want to know if I'm going to. It's been two fucking weeks and time is running out and they know time is running out but they won't give me the credit card number thing (from some generator thing so they don't have to give out the actual number but get charged as if they did) even though I've never asked for one before and my brother asks for credit card numbers all the damn time because he's always buying shit online and he has never waited more than two days and it's fucking stupid because I'm actually on a fucking deadline right now and I have the money in cash right now which is something my brother definitely can't say and I'm literally asking for two fucking minutes of their time and I'm just fucking pissed that they won't let me get this necklace that I've been dying to have for two weeks but they also won't not let me get it so I already know that I'm going to keep asking until tomorrow night and they're not going to say no until then and I'm just getting my hopes up but there's also the slim possibility that I will get the necklace so I can't stop asking and I'm just pissed sorry for ranting