Prepare my casket

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I just spent over SIX FUCKING HOURS "learning" my new hip hop dance, and it was the most painful experience of my entire goddamn life. I would literally rather get attacked by another rabid fox than do that again.

-The dance is so freaking fast that my brain can't comprehend what I'm supposed to be doing (but it'll make sense later in the year, per usual)

- Our class is 8 people, with 2 boys that are always opposites and do a bit of their own stuff and basically they're important because dance logic. NEITHER BOY WAS THERE. One of them only has a 30% chance of coming back at all because of his knee, and the other one is in Rhode Island, and not having them there made it really freaking confusing, but it's probably for the best (at least for my sanity rn) that they weren't there, because they'd probably talk and goof around a lot and drag the whole process out even longer, but it's going to be even harder to go through and relearn the dance during class when a) neither of the boys know any of it and b) one of them probably won't even be in it, which means we'll have to change a bunch of spots

- The dance literally isn't even that good? Like even the teachers didn't make it look very good? Why did we do this? Couldn't my hip hop teacher have choreographed it instead like she usually does?

- The teachers had no idea what they were doing for most of it and they kept talking and going back and forth and I had absolutely no idea wtf we were supposed to do because they'd throw around so many different variations and they'd argue and stuff and ughh

- My brain just flat out doesn't work at 7:15 pm why tf did they think I could learn a dance?

- We could have been out WAY FUCKING SOONER if we stopped trying to get the dance down because we'll forget it by the time we go back in half a month, we're going to go through it all step by step when the dance season starts, and even the damn teachers couldn't do it one time through so there was no way in hell that we would

- My feets hurt

- I have to do this again for the next two days for different dances kill me

- IM JUST TIRED OKAY I WANT A NAP

- Actually that nap is bedtime

- Which is now

- MY MOM GOT TO GO TO THE KENNY CHESNEY CONCERT TONIGHT AND IM SO JEALOUS I WANT TO SEE KENNY CHESNEY

- I'm totally buying my own concert ticket to see him next year since I won't be able to see Taylor Swift because she isn't going on tour next year (but if she sticks to her old schedule she'll go on tour the year after)

- It sounds like I go to concerts a lot but no that would only be the third concert I've ever been to

- Fourth if you count Lonestar's 1/2 hour performance at Disney

- But that's not really a concert so I don't

- Okay sorry I'm rambling I'll stop now

- BAIIIII

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