My mom would murder me if she saw this

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I went to Pride with my best friend and my uncle today and before i actually start doing stuff i want to show yall that i saw the man, the myth, the legend...

I went to Pride with my best friend and my uncle today and before i actually start doing stuff i want to show yall that i saw the man, the myth, the legend

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BERNIE SANDERS, BITCHES

It's a bad pic but it is actually Bernie

Also this is a really bad pic of me mid bubble-pop so yall can see my diy taylor swift pride shirt

If you can't see, the shirt says "you can want who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls," an old(ish) taylor swift lyric from the iconic Welcome to New York (2014) that she wrote after gay marriage became legal in NY, and not only did it ma...

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If you can't see, the shirt says "you can want who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls," an old(ish) taylor swift lyric from the iconic Welcome to New York (2014) that she wrote after gay marriage became legal in NY, and not only did it make the album, but it was both the first track of the album AND the tour opener.

So now nothing in the rest of this is at all worth reading and it's a whole bunch of family drama that does not involve me and I should not know about but i pieced a bit together in secret and it's bugging me so i'm typing it out because it'll make me feel better because typing out my life's problems always makes me feel better even though it's not actually about my life and it's pretty old drama anyway so like yeah don't think this is me telling you stuff because it's really me explaining my life to me to make me feel better

Anyway that's not at all what I was going to talk about. I got the Shutterfly app, and if you pay a bazillion bucks for shipping (or buy $39 worth of stuff for free shipping, which is my plan) you can get a bunch of free stuff like magnets as long as you order by the end of tomorrow (i think idk it might be today). So, naturally, I decided to get Christmas and birthday gifts out of the way and make my mom some free Disney magnets. But, all our disney pics are on her computer in a million spots, so I was just going through all her picture folders.

Well, I found one folder called "idiot," and i was like ??? And all i saw was the edge of a pic of someone in a hospital bed, and i thought it might be my grandmother because she had a stroke right after Christmas (or she had a stroke, a seizure, and a heart attack at the same time i think? And then they found a brain tumor? Yeah, Merry Christmas to me) and i thought it might be a picture of her? But my mom loves her mother so idk why the folder would be called idiot

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