KittyHazelnut is Weird

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THE FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR THE NEW PHINEAS AND FERB MOVIE IS OUT!!!

CANDACE AGAINST THE UNIVERSE SPOILERS BELOW AS I FREAK THE FUCK OUT. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I HAD HEARD THAT CANDACE AND VANESSA WERE BEING ABDUCTED TOGETHER BUT NOW WE FINALLY HAVE PROOF AND I'M SO EXCITEDDDD

THEY (DAN POVENMIRE, I THINK? MAYBE SWAMPY BUT I THINK IT WAS DAN?) SAID AT THE COMIC-CON PANEL THAT ISABELLA AND DOOF ARE GOING TO BE FEUDING THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU CAN ALREADY SEE IT WITH THE "MY GALATCIT-TRAVEL-INATOR!" "YOU MEAN, LIKE, A SPACESHIP?" "BUT IT'S AN INATOR. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. IT'S BRANDING, LEAVE ME ALONE!" AND I CAN'T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING OMFG THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT HEINZ IS GONNA BE SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE IN HIS TYPICAL COMICALLY INSECURE WAY AND ISABELLA IS GOING TO INSIST THAT SHE'S BETTER THAN HIM BECAUSE HE'S A COMPLETE IDIOT AND SHE'S A FIRESIDE GIRL I'M CALLING IT RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR THEIR DUET AND I KINDA WANT IT TO BE A RAP BATTLE BUT I ALSO WANT LIKE AN ISABELLA-STATUS PRETTY SONG ABOUT THEIR FEUD BUT BASICALLY I LOVE THEM

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR PHINEAS/DOOF INTERACTIONS FOR YEARS AND WE FINALLY GET SOME REAL INTERACTION AND I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT LIKE PHINEAS IS GONNA SEE HIM BUILD A WHOLE SPACESHIP INATOR AND HE'S GONNA SEE NORM THE GIANT SENTIENT ROBOT WITH FEELINGS THAT RUNS ON SQUIREL POWER AND IT'S JUST GONNA BE FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC AND IF PHINEAS AND HEINZ DON'T BOND OVER THEIR MUTUAL LOVE OF BUILDING I WILL CRY

ALSO I CAN'T WAIT FOR PHINEAS AND FERB TO MEET NORM? IT HADN'T EVEN OCCURRED TO ME THAT THIS WAS A POSSIBILITY? THEY BETTER BE SUPER INTERESTED IN HOW HE WORKS OR I WILL HAVE TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW FUCKING FANFIC THAT'S JUST PHINEAS AND FERB ADMIRING NORM AND I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY FANFICS ON MY PLATE I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER WIP

BASICALLY TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE OKAY