In Session - A Zombie Apocolypse Story

Chapter Nineteen - Birds

Chapter Nineteen-

        Me and Austin rise and shine. Austin opens up the curtains and streches mightily. I walk over to him slowly and rest my head on his chest for a moment, "I love you."

        "I love you too, babe." He smiles lazily and kisses my neck gently. I ruffle his hair and drag him downstairs. "Maybe we can go shopping or something today?" I smile.

        "I would love that!" He chuckles.

        We make breakfast and eat it quickly, excited just to get out of the house for the first time since we got to the camp. I'm so happy working at Envy and Valentina said I did so good on my first day that she let me take the day off. I walk upstairs and get dressed in a striped tanktop and cargo shorts and black converses and Austin puts on a nice teal t-shirt with cargo shorts and yellow flipflops. I kiss him gently and we get out credit cards and lock the house door.

        The town in incredibly nice. People smile at us from everyway we come and we get a lot of embraces from a lot of amazing citizens. But I do realize one thing, there aren't any elderly people... not one. You would think in a town like this citizens of all ages would be there.. but nope. I just brush it off though. Perhaps before Crawford was established all the golden ones died off. Obviously they would be too weak to survive an outbreak like this. Austin does think the same thing, but we both think it's kind of taboo. Maybe it had something to do with the under fourteen policy as well.

        First we go to the gym for about an hour to work out. As we enter on the left side there's the front desk where a guy who looks like he does major body building and anabolic steroids sits, then on the right is the actual gym. We lift for a little bit and then we leave shortly after that.

        Then we hit the Petstore... and that's when the problem starts.

        "Hi you gays, I mean guys... How may I help you?" Some fake bitch with a brown ponytail and red uniform asks.

Austin brushes it off and looks at her, "Uh... well yeah we.. wanted to look at some of your pets?"

        I probably wouldn't be so mad at her remark if she accidentally said it, but it was the fakeness in her voice that triggered the best of me. I heard the angels singing Amazing Grace in my head and trying to hold my tongue, but I just couldn't..

        "What else would we wanna look at dumbass? Do you serve pancakes or something? Is there a menu or some shit?" I scowl at her.

She seems slightly taken aback, "Oh of course... yeah come with me."

        She first shows us some hamsters. To which all looked like somebody was raping them or some shit cause they kept squealing... it was probably her. Then she shows us some birds that kept squaking and tweeting and I don't think I could deal with that all night. They were pretty and everything, but I never really adored pet birds. They always annoyed me. So I passed on that one,

        "Yeah, a lot of the homos here really like the pet birds." She smiles, looking at the birds.

        "Excuse me?" I reply, totally taken aback by her ignorance.

        "It's just.. statistics." She smiles broader.

        "Well maybe I don't want a pet fucking bird. Did you ever think of that. Maybe a bird annoys the shit out of me. If that's a problem to you then I reccomend you shut the fuck up and keep your thoughts to yourself. May we proceed." I reply.

        "Babe.." Austin says, trying to calm me down.

        "I said may we proceed." I repeat.

        "Ma'am don't cuss at me!" The lady laughs.

        "Oh so now you wanna call me ma'am. Good. That means it wouldn't be against regulations if I whooped your ass." I reply.

        "I'll call Oberson! He'll be here in ten minutes if you don't stop." The lady squeals.

        "K. That gives me about nine minutes and forty five seconds to knock you out." I shoot back at her.

        "Come at me!" She screams.

        Most people are staring at us by now, especially Adriana, who winks at me. They want a show. I'll give them a damn show. I charge towards the lady and kick her down. The force knocks the wind out of me but I don't care at this point. She starts pulling my hair, fucking classic. And I punch her repeadedly, in her ribs, in her face. She grunts underneath my fist and I knock out her two front teeth. She decides she wants to be dumb and get ontop of me, straddling me she tries to strike me in the nose. I take her hand she's throwing at me and I use it to beat herself up. Then I pick her up and throw her onto the tile floor, Austin pulls me off of her and holds me tight, "Baby it's okay... It's okay.." He soothes me.

        "BITCH YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP!" I scream at her.

        "DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Adriana chants from the far side of the room and everybody starts clapping.

        Shit just went down.