Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

Hidan reaction to the akatsuki members

Pein: * walks in the room trying to get everybody attention *

Pein: " attention everybody ".

Everyone: *Keeps talking*

Pein: *Frowns *"all mighty push"!

Everyone: * fly all over the place *

Pein: " alright now I got your attention, today were getting a new member thanks to- .... Wait, which one of you told me about him"?

Orochimaru: "I did".

Pein: "oh, right thanks snake eyes".

Orochimaru: " I have a name you know ".

Pein: " yeah yeah, anyways, please to introduce.... I'll give him a nickname when I see him".

Hidan: wassup bitches!

Everyone: *stares*

Hidan: *looks around* " damn!, Look what we have here."

Everyone: *looks confused*

Hidan: * looks at deidara * " damn bitch, you finer than a motherfucker that long blonde hair ".

Deidara: " the- "

Hidan: *looks at Itachi* " aren't are that bitch I saw before, damn you got some fine eyes I kinda have a thing for emo chicks". *Winks*

Itachi: * looks at him is about to say something *

Hidan: * looks at sasori * " damn I didn't know they let five year olds into the akatsuki ".

Sasori: " what! I'm not five years old ".

Hidan: * looks at Orochimaru * " ok first off what the fuck are you? You got my d*ck so confused right now ".

Orochimaru: * looks at him with a what the fuck face *

Hidan: * looks at kisame * " damn you look like a fucked up rejected of the baby shark cast ".

Kisame: * looks at him angry * " don't compare me to that idiotic-"

Hidan: " baby shark dododo baby shark dododo ".

Kisame: * starts to get angry is about to punch him but gets held back by Itachi *

Itachi: " it's not worth it kisame ".

Hidan: " see look pretty eyes got my back " * winks at him *

Itachi: * looks at him annoyed *

Hidan: * looks at him Kakuzu walks up to him and pull down his mask *, " damn the fuck happen to your face, you look like the slit mouth women mines the woman part ".

Kakuzu: * slaps his hand away * " don't touch my mask ".

Hidan: " damn don't got to be so damn rude ".

Kakuzu: * glares at him *

Hidan: * looks at zetsu * " damn looks like a fly trap tried to eat you but failed and you look like that since".

Zetsu: " I'm going to kill him "

Hidan: * looks at konan * " damn girl you looking fine ass fuck got some nice eyeshadow too, what that mouth do with that lip piercing ".

Konan: " you piece of-".

Hidan: * looks at pein * " look at this orange hair motherfucker, the fuck happen to your face! Man where the fuck is the leader of this silly ass organization"?

Pein: " I am the leader, fucker ".

Hidan: " oh shit....my bad ". * He nervously chuckles *

Pein: * in a deep voice *" get him ".

Everyone: * runs towards him *

Hidan: "well.........fuck ".