Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

god damnit hidan pt. 7

* hidan watches as kakuzu chokes his boundary while eating dangos, and the woman is trying to free herself from his iron like grip *
Hidan: " don't you just hate it when the enime is choking you, and you say harder daddy. And there like what?, And you're like what? And things get awkward and they stop, and you're low-key disappointed "
* Kakuzu gives him a wtf face, and they woman stops struggling and get kakuzu choke her *