So the days go on, and we see how each member shop for one another. Let's check up on them, starting everyone's favorite jashinist.
Hidan: " Alright what to get the bitch, because I can't give her my dick "
* Hidan thinks of ideas, as he walks around the market place *
Hidan: " flowers?, No, no. Uh......fuck this is hard "
* He looks until he sees a brown teddy bear, it had black eyes and a stiched smile on it's face *
Hidan: " eh, fuck it "
* He buys the bear and is given a card with it, and shrugs and goes back home *
Ah what a sweet gentleman he's being for once, let's check up on daddy shark himself
* Kisame sat in his room thinking what to get zetzu *
Kisame: ' aw man what to get him, there two of him. If I get him something he doesn't like one side might like it, but the other might not. Aww man I'm lost '
* Kisame whines as his head hurting from thinking so much *
Aww~our poor little shark boi, I do hope he comes up with something. Let's check up on our favorite puppet boi
* Sasori sat in his room, making a puppet. He wasn't going to spend time buying hidan something, so he'll make him something a puppet *
Sasori: " he better like this, I'm not going to spend time making this for nothing "
Of course our master of puppets would give him a puppet, let's check up on our paper angle herself
* Konan sat in her room relaxing, already having the perfect gift for him. It wouldn't be so bad to get, after all she's done it multiple times *
Aww look at her, so beautiful like this. Let's check up on our scared raven
* Obito was out thinking what to get pein aka nagato, he didn't have anything in mind. But passes a man selling piercings, and bought a couple and walk away *
Obito: " perfect "
I wouldn't expect less from him, let's us check on the stiched man himself
* Kakuzu was in his room counting money, he wasn't going to spend time looking for a gift. He decided he'll just get it last minute *
Oh of course he would, let us check on the plant man himself
* Zetzu goes into a store looking for something for deidara, they had no clue what to get him *
Zetzu: " I see he likes clay a lot " " fuck it let's get him that "
* He grabs a couple packages of clay, and sink underneath the ground *
Oh okay, interesting let us check on the almighty God himself
* Pein sat in his office thinking what to get Sasori *
Pein: ' what to get him, what if I get him something he doesn't like, and starts crying and he starts to feel emotions again. But if I get him something expensive and he shows he dosen't like it, I'd be pissed. Damn what to do '
* Pein grabs his hair and tugs on them a bit *
This is a sight I never thought I see, the almighty God confused in what to do. Why not check on our favorite blonde artist
* Deidara walked around town, trying to find a gift that says fuck you but in a nice way. But so far nothing *
Deidara: " this is going to take me forever hn!! "
I hope it's something nice, but knowing our blonde it's going to be something rude and mean. Let us check up on the last person, the pale raven himself
* Itachi was at the market he had bought Kisame some bandages to wrap samehada up with. But wanted to get him something else *
* He was passing vendors, but saw a woman selling necklaces, they appealed to his attention. They looked so good and unique *
Itachi: " excuse me, how much for a necklace? "
Lady: " 200 Ryo "
* Itachi hands her the money, and she hands him the necklace. He really liked it plus he thought I'd fit his blue skin *
Just a couple days till Christmas, most of our criminals have there gifts. Let's just hope those who didn't will soon
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Dumbass akatsuki scenarios
FanfictionDumbass akatsuki scenarios lots of cursing include all akatsuki members.