Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

time out

  

  Pein:alright I'm sick and tried of everyone's shit!, Since we don't have any missions everyone's going to be in serious trouble.

Hidan: the fuck I didn't do anything?

Pein: the hell you did, your dumbass had the audacity to bring hookers into the hideout while everyone was on a mission!

Deidara: Well, they were pretty nice honestly, tasty ended up doing my hair Into these cute braid's.

Pein: the fuck up hoe ass Barbie!

Deidara: the fuck did you call me bitch! *Puts hand on their hip*

Pein: deidara your not a goddamn hooker stop acting like one!

Hidan: *chuckles* I'm not so sure about that first part

Deidara: fuck you!

Hidan: suck my-

Pein:that's it hidan I'm done with you get on top of the fridge!

Hidan:what?

Pein:GET ON THE FRIDGE!

Hidan:THIS HIDEOUT IS A FUCKEN NIGHTMARE!

Pein:and you! *Points at deidara* get in the damn pantry!

Deidara:how the fuck am I supposed to fit in there?

Pein:make it fucken possible!

Deidara: *scoffs and walks over to the pantry* this sucks....

Pein: what did you say?

Deidara:THIS SUCKS!

Pein:YOU EARNED YOURSELF AN EXTRA HOUR!

Deidara:FUCK YOU*slams the pantry door*

Pein:*sighs*

Itachi:don't you think that was a little too far?.....

Pein: excuse me but last time I checked I'm the damn leader!

Itachi:yes, I know bu-

Pein:you know what Itachi you want to be a smart ass, get in that little space between the ceiling and the cabinet roof.

Itachi:what? That's impossible!

Pein:NOW!

Itachi:aggh! Climbs onto the counter then onto the the cabinets* I think I'm stuck.

Hidan:I fucken hate my life!

Deidara: me too!

Itachi:guys seriously I think I'm stuck.

Pein:anyone else wanna say something?

Kisame:I think itachi's stuck.

Pein:no he wanted to open his mouth now he stays there until I say so.

Kisame:bu-

Pein: no, no buts you get in the damn dryer!

Kisame:What? I don't think that's even safe!

Pein: I'm sorry did I just ask you about the fucks I clearly don't give? No! Now go!

Kisame:*sniffles* this isn't fair......

Pein:anyone what to to join in on the Wii game?

Konan: you're a jackass.

Pein:ok you on my lap now!

Konan:*scoffs and rolls her eyes and walks away*

Pein:ay wait you're in time out!