Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

mommy konan 😍 and pein 😐

* the akatsuki were currently out in the forest fighting enimes, pein and konan were right now killing their leader while everyone else was killing their henchmen's *
Pein: " were done here come on konan let's go '
* They make their way back to everyone but see the field is empty *
Pein: " where is everyone? "
* They both feel a tug on their Cloak's and turn around, they see a little boy with violet eyes silver hair that was comed back, and had the akatsuki cloak on but it was way too big on him *
Konan/pein: " hidan? "
Hidan: " yeah my name hidan, who the fuck are you? "
* Pein and konan look at each other confused *
Konan: " uh do you not know us "
Hidan: " no i only went up to you guys, because you have the same cloak that I have "
* He flicks them off *
Pein: * whispers * " he still the same jackass he is "
?: " What a wast of money "
* Pein and konan turn around and see a little boy, he has short brown hair red eyes and the pupils green, with stichies on his body ( I forget where his stichies are so just go with it )
Pein: " kakuzu? "
* Kakuzu takes off the cloak and throws it to the ground *
Kakuzu: " hmm "
?: " You look tasty "
* Pein and konan look down to see a little boy, he had short spiky green hair, and he was half black and white and had a Venus fly trap around him *
Konan: " oh....uh ok hehe " she said nervously
?: " Where's little sister at? "
* Pein and konan turn around to see a little boy with long blond hair that was put down, with blue eyes *
Konan: " uh.... he's so cute! "
* She grabs him and hugs him *
?: " Where's grandma? "
* Pein and konan turn around and see a little boy with short fluffy red hair, with brown eyes *
Konan: " is he human? "
* She puts deidara down and touches his cheek *
Konan: " he is "
* She starts to pinch his cheeks *
Pein: " konan your scaring the poor kid "
* Sasori just looks at her with no emotion on his face *
* Konan turns her head and sees a little boy, with blue skin with gills and short spiked up dark blue hair, who resembles a shark. He sees her staring at him and he hides behind a tree *
Konan: " it's ok honey I'm not going to hurt you "
* She walks over to him and he pokes his head out from behind the tree *
Kisame: " Really "
Konan: " yes so don't be shy and come out "
* He comes out from behind the tree and and walks over to her *
Konan: " Your so adorable "
* She picks him up and hugs him, while Kisame Blushes *
Pein: " konan he's a child not a toy, put him down "
?: " Where's rin and bakashi "
* Pein and konan turn around to see a little bit with short spiky black hair and eyes *
Konan: " he's adorable!!! "
* She puts Kisame down and goes over to him and pinch his cheeks *
Obito: " oh hi there "
* He smiles at konan *
Konan: " Your adorable "
* Konan feels a tug on her cloak and looks down, and sees a little boy with short black hair that's put down, with black eyes and with some shirt stress lines on his face *
Itachi: " where are my mom and dad? "
* Konan squeals and picks him up and hugs him *
Konan: " oh my jashin your adorable!!!!!! "
Pein: " ok konan there adorable, but what do you expect us to do with a bunch of know kids "
Sasori: " where are we? "
Konan: " uh daycare your parents just dropped you off "
Sasori: " my parents died in the war "
Pein: " then your legal garden or something dropped you off "
Konan: " yes now let's all go back to the daycare to play games and stuff "
Everyone: " ok "
Konan: " oh how are we all going to go back to base pein "
Pein: " were not going to carry them "
Konan: " but look at them, there so adorable "
Pein: " I'm not going to carr- "
* A little timeskip happens and pein is carrying hidan, kakuzu, Kisame, zetzu, Sasori, while konan is carrying itachi, deidara, and Obito *
Pein: " why are we carrying them, they have two legs so they walk by themselves "
Konan: " oh hush pein there kids, now let's just enjoy this moment "
* Pein Huff's and feels hidan tug his hair *
Hidan: " faster bitch "
* Pein growls *
* About five minutes later they arrive at the base *
Deidara: " why are we at a base un? "
Pein: " Because this is where the daycare is "
Hidan: " this is a Terrible place for a daycare "
Pein: " shut it konan can you do the seal "
Konan: " b-but "
Pein: * sighs * " fine I'll do it "
* He tries to do the seal to open the base but couldn't with all the kids he's holding, he get's irritated so he holds one of his hands out *
Pein: " almighty push!! "
* The base burst open *
Konan: " pein you could of scared one of the kids "
Pein: " well there perfectly fine so let's just go in "
Konan: " just don't try to scare the kids "
Pein: * he let's out a irritated sigh * " fine "
Konan: " ok now let's go in "
* They then walk in *

To be continued........