Konoha idol pt 2

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by pikatachi

by pikatachi

Meteora: " ok so grace who's first? "
Grace: " shit I would raffle your guy's name, but I threw away the paper that had your names on it. So we're just going to pick you guys randomly, Meteora pick the first person "
* Meteora is picking her nose *
Meteora: " uhh killer B because the song he got, a killer beat "
* Meteora starts to laugh at her own joke, and everyone looks at her with a straight/unfased face including grace *
Meteora: " just play the music grace "
Grace: " alright now whenever we introduce someone we'll say something about the person, their name and song, alright?, alright "
* Grace connects phone to Bluetooth speakers "
Grace: " alright this guy really likes to rap "
* Claps hands and Meteora sips tea *
Grace: " give it up for killer B, he will be singing hi bich by bhad bhabie "
* Killer B looks at the sheet of paper *
Killer B: " I can totally rap this "
Meteora: " I was hoping for it, grace play the music "
* Grace plays the music *
Killer B:

' Oh my God, Ronny!

White J's, white Porsche
White wrist, white horse
Hi, bitch, hi, bitch
Hi, bitch, hi, bitch
I do not sniff it or roll it
It do not drip when I pour it
I do not run, I reload it
I do not save it, I throw it
White J's, white Porsche
White wrist, white horse
Hi, bitch, hi, bitch
Hi, bitch, hi, bitch

Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop (stop that shit)
That fit look like you bought it at a kiosk (Was it on sale though?)
And they got the nerve to ask, "why she hot?" (she hot)
Why you counting all that money that we got?
I ain't worried 'bout no basic bitches
All y'all look like you still fly Spirit
All y'all must not've looked in the mirror
All y'all lookin' but the windows tinted, like (hi, bitch)
I don't know what made all y'all haters (hi, bitch)
Play if you want but you know I ain't playin' like

* As killer B is singing Meteora is clapping all stupidly, like Geno's from one punch man. And grace is writing something down in a notebook and is nodding her head. And everyone else looks at killer B with a WTF/shocked face *
* Killer B finishes and looks at the judges *
Meteora: " FUCKEN YES "
Naruto: " so what does that mean? "
Meteora: " fucken yes "
Grace: " we're going to take that as a ten, I'll give you a ten too. Nice job killer B "
Killer B: " ah yeah! "
* Killer B walks off the stage *
Grace: " alright I'm choosing next, our next vi- I mean contested is- "
* Meteora leans in close to grace ear and whispers something in her ear *
Grace: " wait hold up, Meteora has requested for another contested goes up. Even though it's my turn to choose, I'll let it pass. Now our next vic- I mean contested is a man who brought two beings into this world. A very kind, loving thing and the other a piece of crap, give it up for fugaku uchiha "
* Fugaku looks around confused on how he got there *
Sasuke: " wait he's alive?!, And what are you wearing now! "
* Meteora is dressed up as the ugly step sister from sherk, the one who's the braid in her hair and wears that purple dress. And grace is dressed up as kyoya ootori from Ouran high School host club *
Grace: " bitch don't worry about it, plus we told you with the power of our author-chan magic. And bring me back to life by evanescence and bring em back to life by Audioslave, we were able to bring them back to life *
Meteora: " how's it's going? '
Fugaku: " I am so confused "
Meteora: " Shut up and just sing what's written on the piece of paper "
Fugaku: * sighs * " fine "
Grace: " great fugaku will be singing $$$ by xxxtentacion "
Meteora: " Grace play the music "
* Grace presses the button on the phone *
Fugaku: "
Like wait, wait, uh, ska-ate, uh
Spin on my- I'm not singing that next part "
* Grace had paused the music and looked confused *
Meteora: " aww come on sing it "
Fugaku: " no "
Grace: " what's so wrong with the next part? "
* Meteora whispers something in grace ear, and she burst out laughing *
Grace: " oh you so have to sing it fugaku "
Fugaku: " no "
Meteora: " aww come on, the sooner you sing it the faster I'd be over "
Fugaku: " no my wife and sons are out there "
Sasuke: " mom and itachi are alive! "
Grace: " bitch did we just not explain that, plus you're missing another very important uchiha. Not going to say his name * cough * shisui * cough * and another interesting uchiha * cough * izumi * cough * "
Sasuke: " what shisui's alive! "
Meteora: " not important, come on fugaku just sing it "
Fugaku: " no "
Mikoto: " sweetie just sing it, I promise not to be angry "
Fugaku: * sighs * " fine I'll do it "
Meteora: " great, grace "
Grace: " on it "
* Grace starts music over and plays it *
Fugaku: " Like wait, wait, uh, ska-ate, uh
Spin on my dick like a Beyblade, uh
My dick'll hit her like AK, uh
These boys is beggers they bacers, uh
Tie up your lace, boy you trippin', like, ayy?
Run up, get done up, say this every day
Uh, these bitches jealous and uh
Boy you is bitter like medicine, uh
Are you okay, bitch? Uh
Slay the pussy like I'm Jason, uh
Huh, fuck out my face, bitch, uh
1-0 like the Matrix, uh
Bitch try me, I tell ice to go get ya
Fuck around, I keep a blade like the Witcher
I want your auntie, your grandma, your sister
I eat the pussy for breakfast and dinner "
* Meteora and grace laughed the whole time fugaku was singing, while fugaku was blushing darkly feeling embarrassed. As for Mikoto had a shocked expression on her face, sasuke, itachi, and shisui all had shocked expression on there faces *
* Fugaku finished and Meteora and grace we're wiping there tears away. Yes they laughed so hard, they started to cry *
Meteora: " oh my God that was so funny, it's an eleven "
Grace: " aww man I give you a twelve, you killed it "
Fugaku: " can I go now? "
Grace: " yeah go with your family "
* Fugaku gets off the stage and goes over to Mikoto and itachi *
Grace: " alright I'll be chosing our next victim. This person is very young and the way they speak is kinda fucked up. Give it up for deidara he will be singing rape me by Nirvana "
* Deidara is on the stage and looks around *
Deidara: " could I get another song hn, I don't like the name of this song un "
Grace: " no you get what you get, and you don't throw a fit "
Kakashi: " wait did you guys change again?! "
Meteora: " duh "
* Grace now looked like tsubaki from servamp, and Meteora was dressed like future trunks from dragon Ball z Kai, the one who first came with the bowlcut *
Grace: " dosen't matter and no deidara, we randomly choose these songs. And it wouldn't be fair if we changed your song, so stick with what you got "
Deidara: " but do you see these lyrics hn "
Grace: " I am aware of them, it's just a song don't take them seriously "
Deidara: " but- "
Meteora: " no but bitch sing the damn song! "
Deidara: " fine hn "
Meteora: " Grace music "
* Grace presses the button to play the music *
Deidara: " Rape me, rape me my friend
Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again
Waste me
Rape me, my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You're gonna stink and burn

Rape me, rape me my friend
Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

Rape me (rape me)
Rape me (rape me)
Rape me (rape me)
Rape me (rape me)
Rape me (rape me)
Rape me (rape me)
Rape me (rape me)
Rape me (rape me)
Rape me "
* While deidara was singing, grace had started to laugh like a maniac and then said ' not interrupting at all '. And repeated the same thing twice, while Meteora was playing around with her sword. And everyone looked at the two with weird looks *
* Once deidara was done, he had an annoyed look on his face, with a little blush *
Meteora: " eh you could of done better "
Deidara: " WHAT HN?! "
grace: " what Meteora meant to say is, she gives you a five. And I will give you a six "
Deidara: " * sighs heavily * " whatever un "
Grace: " alright next person "
Meteora: " this is so fun "
Grace: " yes, yes it is "