Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

god damn it hidan pt 2

..The narrator Huff's out a breath before he swifty begins to speak in a classy British accent..

   Twace the night before.....idfk just go with it and all through the cave, were the mighty s class criminals, whom were deep in their slumber.

     Until a strange dreamer awoke the men. And woman.

    Hidan, a strange fellow went and fucked shit up. He roamed the dark silent hall in search of something quite odd. Walking into the room of his partner, Kakuzu, Shaking him lightly so he could awaken.

"Hmm..." He groaned but didn't wake up.

Hidan frowned and shook him again.

"Hidan..stop...." He rolled to his side.

Hidan shook him once more.

"Hidan!, I- oh god...."

"Where my hoes?" Yes, believe it or not the idiot jashin worshiper was in search of his hoes.

"Hidan you don't have any hoes.."

This upset the albino ass motherfucker.

"Where my hoes?" He asked a bit more aggressive.

The now angry bag of potatoes sat up and face palmed.

"Why don't you go ask Deidara?"

Hidan nodded and walked out of kakuzu's room.

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   Deep in the land of dreams, deidara the young rubia dreamt of one day defeating the bastard uchiha. Until he was brought out of his sweet dreams.

  "Hmmm....." He whined from being shaken.
  
Yet, the buffoon did not care.

"Stop....."

He shook him harder this time, pinching his left titty.

"Ow!, Damnit hi- oh god not this again hn..."

"Where my hoes?" The jashinist asked, making the rubia sigh.

"I don't know hidan, yeah." He said rubbing his eyes.

Hidan frowned, he did not enjoy the answer he had received.

"Where my hoes?"

"Ugh, hidan I really don't know ok yeah. why don't you go ask pein he's the damn leader hn."

  Hidan nods and takes his leave but not before giving the rubia a good slap.

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   Pein snored lightly, rolling over on his side, opening his eyes to find a pair of eyes.

"Aghh!!" He screamed falling off the bed.

"Where my hoes?" Asked the albino laying on his bed.

"Hidan!" Roared out the angry carrot top.