jashin wants me for a Sunbeam

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by pikatachi

by pikatachi

Hidan: " get the fuck in here bitches!! "
* Everyone groaned but walked into the living room *
Deidara: " why are we here un?, did leader-sama call for a meeting hn "
Pein: " I didn't call for a meeting "
Konan: " Then why are we here? "
Hidan: " Because I called you guys here "
* Hidan pulls out an guitar *
Hidan: " Also because I got a song I want to sing for you bitches "
* Everyone shrugged and sit down, because they actually enjoy listening to him sing *
Hidan: " Jadhin, wants me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me

Don't expect me to cry,
Because you were his scarifice
Don't ever ask your love of me "
* Everyone stood up to leave *
Hidan: " sit the fuck down! "
* Everyone groan and hidan continue to sing *
Hidan: " Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for me

Jashin, wants me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me

Don't expect me to cry,
Because you were his scarifice
Don't ever ask your love of me

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for me

Jashin, wants me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are never made like me
Don't expect me to cry,
Because you were his scarifice
Don't ever ask your love of me

Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for me "
* While he was singing pein was hitting his head against the wall, konan was throwing paper shirkirken around the base. Tobi had fallen asleep behind his mask, deidara was putting clay in his ear, he put his hand up to say ' katsu '. But Sasori grabbed his hand to stop him, and sasori was questioning how he was feeling annoyed. Zetzu had went to check on them but quickly left underground, kakuzu had made some tentacles come out of his arms and wrapped them around his neck to try and choke himself but it wasn't working. Kisame was trying to make samehada drain his chakra but it wasn't working. Itachi was currently banging his head against the wall hoping to knock himself out. *
* Once hidan finished everyone got came out of thoughts and they all clapped and hidan smirks *
Hidan: " you guys liked it? "
Deidara: " yes un "
Hidan: " really want me to sing again? "
Everyone: " NO! "

note this song name is Jesus don't want me for a Sunbeam it's a Nirvana cover