Meteora: " alright this next victim is a boy good with puppet skills and likes to paint his face, give it up for kankuro he'll be singing out for blood by sum 41 "
Tsunade: " did grace change again? "
Grace: " yeah Bebe's "
* Grace is now dressed like shu from diabolical lovers and Meteora was still Mirai trunks *
Grace: " whatever, now sing puppet boy! "
* Grace plays the music *
Kankuro: " Zero chances, no way out
No solutions, give in now
There's no point resisting, there's nobody listening
Are we just sick? (Sick)
Are we just tired? (Tired)
Apathetic, uninspired
What's to believe in? There's nobody leadingSo tell me what's real
'Cause I don't know if I can feelAll that we have is just slipping away
And I don't believe that it's gonna be okay
You can't stop the bleeding, it's almost too late
You're leaving us all the behind with hell to payAll of the dearly beloved
Your time is up, they're out for blood
Misery made us so hopelessly faithless
And now I can't believe a single word that you say (say)
Secrets kept, a thin disguise, empty threats are full of lies
Do what you will, you just add to the bill nowSo tell me what's right
'Cause I don't see the lightAll that we have is just slipping away
And I don't believe that it's gonna be okay
You can't stop the bleeding, it's almost too late
You're leaving us all the behind with hell to paySilence, they don't hear you calling
The further down you fall
No, they're not there at all
'Cause they're already goneSo tell me what's real
'Cause I don't know if I can feel
So tell me what's right
'Cause I don't see the lightAll that we have is just slipping away
And I don't believe that it's gonna be okay
You can't stop the bleeding, it's almost too late
You're leaving us all the behind with hell to pay "
* Meteora nods her head, as grace puts her headphones in and pretends to be asleep *
* Kankuro finishes *
Grace: " seven "
Meteora: " five "
Kankuro: " oh, did you give me a higher score because I'm sexy grace?~ "
Grace: " you alright, but maybe you're zaddy to someone else "
Meteora: " hell no, I'd rather eat your sister out "
Kankuro: " what? "
Meteors: * clears throat * " not the point here "
Naruto: " what does zaddy mean? "
Grace: " you're too innocent Naruto, I can't ruin you, plus I don't think that's relevant to your world "
Meteora: " yeah, we'll leave that to tsunade "
Tsunade: " what? "
Grace: " alright this next person is a boy who loves sand, enter sandman!! "
* Meteora starts to clap but no one claps *
Meteora: " it's fucken Gaara idiots! "
* She throws a bottle of water in the crowd, and it lands by neji feets. Neji jumped a little *
Grace: " he'll be singing scare tissue by the red hot chili peppers "
Sakura: " ok why does grace keep changing and Meteora dosen't "
* Grace was now dressed like Vegeta from dragon Ball z and Meteora stayed the same *
Grace: " I've tried to take it off her, but she won't take it off "
* Grace reaches to touch her jacket, and Meteora slaps grace hand away *
Grace: " see but not the point here, sing sand boy! "
* Grace starts to play the music *
Gaara: " Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know-it-all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cause
With the birds I'll shareWith the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'Push me up against the wall
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
Fallin' all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health 'causeWith the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewBlood loss in a bathroom stall
A southern girl with a scarlet drawl
Wave goodbye to ma and pa
'Cause with the birds I'll shareWith the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl and
Autumn's sweet we call it fall
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl andWith the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewScar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know-it-all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, 'cause
With the birds I'll shareWith the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
With the birds I'll share this lonely view "
* Meteors claps her hands and grace keeps yelling ' she's the prince of all saiyans ' *
* Gaara finished *
Meteora: " five "
Grace: " eight "
Gaara: " alright "
Meteora: " now exist sandman, let me see that ass "
* Everyone goes wide eyes as she said that *
Meteora: " i'm Just a pervert for ass "
Neji: " didn't need to know that, but.... alright "
Meteora: " alright this next girl is a girl who has a tuff attitude, and got a nice rack give it up for temari she will be singing shut up by new years day "
Naruto: " uh?, Grace what are you wearing? "
* Grace was now dressed like licht jekylland todoroki from servamp and Meteora the same *
Grace: " yeah now sing "
Temari: " Twisted and dirty
Think that you know me
That you control me
Have it figured it out
Boy I'm not breaking
Better get praying
You need the saving
To keep you devoutI told you once
I told you twice
I can't be tricked
Can't be hypnotized
You tell me I'm pretty when
I'm sitting here in silenceDon't try and tell me what a girl wants
Shut up and give it to me
You got the picture painted all wrong
No, I won't be your masterpieceDon't feed me lies
I'll chew them up and spit em out
Don't try and tell me what a girl wants
Shut up and give it to meSick and perverted
Nobody's perfect
This shit ain't worth it
I'm calling you out
You calling me crazy
Then calling me baby
Like its gonna change things
But I figured it outI told you once
I told you twice
I can't be tricked
Can't be hypnotized
You tell me I'm ready when
I'm sitting here in silenceDon't try and tell me what a girl wants
Shut up and give it to me
You got the picture painted all wrong
No, I won't be your masterpieceDon't feed me lies
I'll chew them up and spit em out
Don't try and tell me what a girl wants
Shut up and give it to meShut up and give it to me
Shut up and give it to meIf you really give a fuck about me
You'd shut your mouth and you'd let me speak
You only care bout what you want for me
What you want for me
Not what I want for meIf you really give a fuck about me
You'd shut your mouth and you'd let me speak
You only care bout what you want for me
What you want for me
Not what I want for meDon't try and tell me what a girl wants
Shut up and give it to me
You got the picture painted all wrong
No, I won't be your masterpieceDon't feed me lies
I'll chew them up and spit em out
Don't try and tell me what a girl wants
Shut up and give it to meIf you really give a fuck about me
You'd shut up and give it to me
Shut your mouth and let me speakIf you really give a fuck about me
You'd shut up and give it to me
Don't try and tell me what a girl wants
Shut up and give it to me "
* Meteora nods his head and grace keeps kicking a cage saying ' shut up rotten hedgehog! ' *
* Everyone looked at grace confused, and wondered why she was kicking a cage, with a stuff hedgehog in it *
* Temari finishes *
Meteora: " temari you have a nice rack, so I'll give you a solid eight "
Grace: " nine, I'm sorry about her "
Temari: " uh.... alright "
Naruto: " this is fun "
Neji: " how many people are left, so we can leave here? "
Meteora: " we can take all the time we want Bebe's " neji: " did you just call me Bebe's? "
Meteora: " I call Everyone I like Bebe's, well I don't really like like you, but you're alright "
Kiba: " we're going to die here "
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Dumbass akatsuki scenarios
FanfictionDumbass akatsuki scenarios lots of cursing include all akatsuki members.