Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

clean

Itachi: " hey where's our blender? "
* Deidara and hidan are clearly nervous *
Hidan: " it broke "
Itachi: " how?, It was brand new "
* Hidan looks at the blender, at three in the morning for no fucken reason. And deidara in the kitchen eating some cookies and milk *
Hidan: " if I put the sponge, soap, and water in the blender. Will it clean itself? "
Deidara: " i don't know hn "
Hidan: " i'm going to fucken try it "
Deidara: " go for it, I don't care yeah " 
* Ten minutes later *
Hidan: " IT DOES NOT WORK!!, IT DOESN'T FUCKEN WORK!! "
deidara: " LEADER-SAMA GOING TO KILL US HN!! "
hidan: " agree never to fucken talk about this "
Deidara: " yeah un "
* They shake hands *
Deidara: " someone must of put too much stuff hn, and it couldn't blend yeah "
Itachi: " sounds reasonable enough "