Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

god damnit hidan pt 3

* itachi was in the kitchen at the table just finishing up eating his breakfast, he gets up and goes to put his dish in the sink *
Hidan: " morning bitchiest "
* He goes and grabs a knife, itachi eyes widen a little and he runs out of the kitchen *
Hidan: " wait uchiha damn what the fuck did I do "
* Everyone including zetzu squints there eyes and look at him *
Hidan: " what do I have something on my fucking face "
Kakuzu: " are you seriously that blind "
Hidan: " no itachi is blind "
Kakuzu: " Really let me recall, no you know what let me show you the video "
* Everyone except itachi go into the living room and sit down as kakuzu puts the video tape in the TV *
Hidan: " old fucker are you rolling the camera "
Kakuzu: " i don't see the point in this "
Hidan: " just roll the camera "
* Kakuzu sighs *
Hidan: " anyways I'm about to show you how to wash dishes the right way "
* Hidan grabs a dish and throws it in the sink, he sprays water on it. He then puts in the clean dishes *
Kakuzu: " hidan that's not even clean "
Hidan: " Shut the fuck up "
* Hidan sprays a fish but there's some food stuck to it, he grabs a clean knife and starts to scrape the plate *
Kakuzu: " that's not how you do it idiot '
Hidan: " Shut up "
* Hidan Then puts them both in the clean dishes *
Kakuzu: " those aren't even clean "
Hidan: " Shut up old fucker!, Anyways time to dry them "
* He grabs a mug and starts to swing it back and forth *
Kakuzu: " Your going to break it "
Hidan: " Shut the fuck up, no I'm not '
Deidara: " Your going to break it un "
Hidan: " oí Blondie how long have you been there? "
Deidara: " dosen't matter hn "
Hidan: " what ever I'm not going to br- "
* The cups flys out of his hand, and itachi is bearly walking into the kitchen *
Hidan: " RUN! "
* hidan, deidara, and kakuzu start to run out the kitchen. You see the camera on kakuzu feet as he's running *
Itachi: " run from wh- "
* You hear glass being broken and itachi screaming *

(.......................................)

* Itachi is on a chair glaring at the camera, which hidan is recording from as kakuzu take out the glass from his face *
Hidan: " I said I'm sorry "

Kakuzu: " so you see what were talking about hidan "
Hidan: " yeah i look hella sexy in that video "
Kisame: " no how itachi is scared being near you, with any type of dish or silverware!!! "
Hidan: " what no "
Konan: " oh really, Remember when..."

* Hidan and deidara were in the kitchen, fighting over a plate *
Hidan: " give me the plate Blondie!! "
Deidara: " no I had it first un!! "
Hidan: " just let go of it!!! "
Deidara: " you let go yeah!! "
Hidan: " alright!! "
* They both let go of the plate, and it goes flying to the entrance of the kitchen. Where itachi was at, and the plate goes crashing in his face. Which breaks and causes itachi to scream. *
Deidara: " oh fuck hn "
Hidan: " fuck..... kakuzu!!! "
Kakuzu: " what do yo-, I'll get the first aid kit "

Konan: " explain that "
Hidan: " so it only happened once "
Kisame: " oh really then explain when....."

* Konan was in the kitchen about to grab a bowl, when hidan got it *
Konan: " hey I was going to get that "
Hidan: " shouldn't have been slow then "
Konan: " give me the bowl "
Hidan: " no "
Konan: " hidan i'm not kidding "
Hidan: " come get "
* Konan was about to slap him, when hidan throw the bowl towards the table. Where itachi was sitting at talking to Kisame, he turned his head to the side. Only for the bowl to come and crash into his face, which causes him to scream. *
Kisame: " itachi! "
Hidan: " OLD FUCKER!! "
kakuzu: " i'll get the first aid kit "

Hidan: " so it only happened three times "
Sasori: " three times "
Hidan: " yeah three times "
Obito: " really then explain when..... "

* Hidan was in the kitchen trying to find something to drink *
Hidan: " there ain't shit to drink!! "
* He throws his cup behind him, only to hit itachi in face, who was bearly entering the kitchen. *
Hidan: " old fucker!! "
Kakuzu: " GOD damn it hidan!!! "

Obito: " explain that Time "
Hidan: " how was I supposed to know he was behind me "
Sasori: " don't forget the Time when....."

* Hidan was at the table arguing with deidara *
Hidan: " look Blondie all you have to do is strip "
Deidara: " i'm not going to strip for you hn "
Hidan: " just fucking do it "
Deidara: " no un "
Hidan: " i can't never have any fun!! "
* As he said that he through his hand back, with a fork in his hand. Only to stab itachi in the side, who was walking by *
Itachi: " why "
Hidan: " oh shit "
Deidara: " kakuzu hn!! "
Kakuzu: " i'll get the first aid kit "

Hidan: " so i might of stabbed him, so what "
Pein: " then explain the time when......."

* kakuzu walked into the living room to see hidan on the floor, with a rock using it to sharpen the end of a spoon *
Kakuzu: " what are you doing? "
Hidan: " making a shank what, you could "
* He moves the end of the spoon in the air, implying he's stabbing someone with it *
Hidan: " Then you can turn it around, and enjoy a healthy breakfast, or the insides of your sacrifice "
Kakuzu: " what is wrong with you? "
Hidan: " nothing "
Kakuzu: " give me the spoon "
Hidan: " no "
* They start to fight over the spoon, hidan was able to get it out of kakuzu's grip. But when he pulled his hands back it wasn't in his hands *
Hidan: " where my shank at? "
* He turns around to see his shank, was in itachi's side *
Itachi: " why "
Hidan: " old- "
Kakuzu: " already got it "
* He holds up the first aid kit *

Hidan: " so I might of hurt him a couple times "
Zetzu: " oh don't forget the Time when.... "

* All of the akatsuki members were at the table eating lunch, and hidan looked pretty mad *
Hidan: " this sucks why do I have to use, plastic silverware I mean it's a sporks "
Everyone: " BECAUSE YOU KEEP STABBING/THROWING THEM AT ITACHI!! "
hidan: " so it was a accident "
Pein: " were not too sure on that "
Hidan: " oh come on look at this, this is so fucken stupid '
* Hidan throws his hand back, and he looks at Everyone who had wide eyes *
Hidan: " what you got a staring problem!! "
* He realized they were looking at him, he looks behind him to see, his sporks was in itachi's left eye, he screams *

Kakuzu: " itachi was lucky enough we were able to save his eye "
Hidan: " yeah it probably would of been weird, seeing him walk around with one eye. Even though he's already blind "
Deidara: " Shut up un "
Hidan: " whatever!! "
* He walks into the kitchen, only to see come back with a knife, making everyone go to the corner to hide * 
Pein: " hidan put the knife back!! "
Hidan: " what you guys let me walk around with a synth "
Konan: " which we shouldn't "
Hidan: " oh come on nothing bad could happen "
* He throws his hand back, and everyone has there eyes wide, hidan looks behind him only to see the knife in itachi's stomach *
Itachi: " w-why "
Hidan: " damnit uchiha get out of my spotlight!! "
* Itachi falls to the floor *
Kisame: " ka- "
Kakuzu: " i'm going to need more than a first aid kit "