Konoha Idol pt 5

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by pikatachi

by pikatachi

Grace: " uh.....Meteora? "
Meteora: " yeah "
Grace: " based on how you're dressed, would you like to intro- "
Meteora: " YES! "
grace: " alright "
Naruto: " wait, are you dressed like pervy sage?! "
* Meteora was currently dressed like the younger version of jiraiya, and grace was dressed like oh sangwoo from killing stalking *
Grace: " at least she took off the trunks outfit "
Meteora: " this next person is an AWESOME person, who is the best person in the world, but some BITCH killed him who he knew. Give it up for jiraiya he will be singing ticket to Ride by the Beatles "
Jiraiya: " all right "
* Grace plays music *
Jiraiya: " I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away

She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care

She said that living with me
Is bringing her down yeah
For she would never be free
When I was around

She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care

I don't know why she's ridin' so high
She ought to think twice
She ought to do right by me
Before she gets to saying goodbye
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me
I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today yeah
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away, yeah

She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care

I don't know why she's ridin' so high
She ought to think twice
She ought to do right by me
Before she gets to saying goodbye
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me
She said that living with me
Is bringing her down, yeah
For she would never be free
When I was around

Ah, she's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care

My baby don't care, my baby don't care
My baby don't care, my baby don't care
My baby don't care, my baby don't care "
* Meteors is smiling so much and clapping like that one gif of Kurt Cobain clapping with a big smile on his face. Grace is watching and starts to scream ' where are you bum! ' *
* Jiraiya Then finishes *
Meteora: " a hundred "
Grace: " ten "
Jiraiya: " all right "
Meteora: " now for extra points, you could kiss tsunade "
Tsunade: " no "
Meteora: " come on, you said you'd give him a shot if he made it back "
Jiraiya: " yeah tsunade "
Tsunade: " no "
Meteora: " worth a shot, but if you like you could grab the tit "
Jiraiya: " usually I'd say yes, but you look like a teen and I don't feel like getting arrested "
Meteora: " shit you right, but the legal age to have sex in Japan is thirteenth "
Grace: " ok moving on, this next person is a very interesting kind of guy per say, and is very found of ninjutsu oh and the uchiha's. Give it up for Orochimaru he'll be singing the cover of sweet dreams by Marlin Manson "
Sakura: " they changed again "
* Grace now was dressed up like Sebastian michaelis and Meteora was dressed like grell*
* Grace starts to play music *
Orochimaru: " Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas,
Everybody's looking for something.

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Hold your head up
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused.

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something "
* Meteora just nods her head, as grace is throwing forks and silverware around and saying ' I'm simply one hell of a butler ' *
* Orochimaru then finishes *
Meteora: " well orochimydick I'll give you a five "
Orochimaru: " what did you call me?! "
Grace: " look pedo calm down, as for me I'll give you a seven "
Orochimaru: " what are you calling me that?! "
Grace: " ah right sorry my mistake, forgive me orochimydick-sama "
Orochimaru: " stop calling me that!! "
Meteora: " Then pedo? "
Orochimaru: " no!, Why are you calling me that?! "
Grace: " not my fault you so badly want sasuke's body, you just sound like a pedophile if you want his body "
Orochimaru: " I want it for my next body "
Meteora: " yeah sure, and I'm rich "
Orochimaru: " wha- "
Meteora: " alright, anyways this next person has a rack of 106 cm quoted by jiraiya himself, and is hella strong. Give it up for mami tsunade senji she'll be singing self-esteem by the offsprings "
Sasuke: " how many outfits do you guys have?! "
Meteora: " how many we fucken want, bitch "
* Grace was now dressed like shoto todoroki from my hero academia, and Meteora was dressed like Rin okumara *
* Grace plays the music *
Tsunade: " I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert

Now I know I'm being used
That's okay because I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem

Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till two then I turn out the light
This rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah

When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care, right, yeah, yeah

Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem

Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah

When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well, I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah "
* Meteora nods and stares at her chest, and grace sits there and starts yelling saying ' I'll never be like you dad! ' *
* Tsunade finishes *
Meteora: " five, but I'll give you more points if you jump up and down "
Tsunade: " no "
Grace: " sorry about her, uh I'll give you a seven "
Meteora: " hey tsunade? "
* Tsunade looks towards Meteora, but quickly freezes *
Meteora: " can you fix this? "
* Meteora holds out her wrist, and it was bleeding a little. Tsunade stood there frozen, not moving *
Meteora: " nah just kidding, this is just katchup "
* Meteora grabs a napkin and cleans if off, but more blood comes out *
Meteora: " oh shit, it's a little cut nothing that a bandage can do "
Neji: " you guys are insane "
Grace: " yup, so you better watch out! "
* Grace then get's all up in neji's face *
* Meteora wheezed and slapped grace upside her head *
Meteora: "LEAVE NEJI ALONE"
Kakashi: " kami please save us "