Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

sasugae game part 2

* pein was walking in the hallway and sees Kakuzu *
Pein: " hey Kakuzu "
Kakuzu: " do you hear that? "
* Pein and Kakuzu hear banging and the word sausage repeatedly, they pause and look at each other skeptical and they walk to the kitchen, they walk in and hear they hear them all go oh *
Pein: " what are you idiots doing! "
Konan: "playing a game."
Kakuzu: "What kind of game repeats the word sausage?"
Hidan: "well old fucker, let me give you an example..."
* Hidan began banging on the table as everyone did the same *
Hidan "kakuzu's an old fucker can he still take the..."
" SAUSAGE!" * Everyone else screamed out the last word *
Kakuzu * Chuckled * " oh very funny Hidan like this?"  * He began banging on the table *
Kakuzu: " Hidan's a gay bitch and he takes all the..."
"SAUSAGE!"
* Everyone yells and burst out laughing and hidan blush madly *
Hidan: " you bitch "
Kakuzu: " What I was just playing along with the game " * he said sarcastically *
* Pein is chuckling and Konan looks at him *
Konan: " do you think that's funny pein "
Pein: " well yeah "
Konan: " oh really then........ "
* Konan starts to bang on the table *
Konan: " pein a apron freak and I don't want his "
" SAUSAGE! " * Everyone one yells pein blushes, and konan shrugs her shoulders and smirks "
Pein: " so that's how you want to play ok "
* Pein starts banging on the table *
Pein: " konan a bitch who only wants yahiko's "
" SAUSAGE! " * Everyone one yells , konan blushes and pein smirks *
* Zetsu was chuckling and konan looked at him *
Konan: " whats so damn funny "
Zetsu: " What he just said "
Konan: " oh that's how you want to play "
* Konan was about to start banging but then tobi stretched out his arm *
Tobi: " tobi gots this " * he said in a dark tone *
* Everyone starts banging on the table *
Tobi: " you're a half and half bitch that don't got a.."
"SAUSAGE!" * everyone yells Zetsu looks shocked *
Zetsu: " oh that's how it is ok "
* Starts banging on the table *
Zetsu: " Rin died and she never got your "
" SAUSAGE! " * everyone yells Obito looked angry behind his mask, and he hears someone laughing and he turns around to see deidara laughing *
Tobi: " do you think that's funny Blondie "
Deidara: " Well I've never seen you get that mad tobi un "
Tobi: " oh I see "
* Tobi starts banging on the table *
Tobi: " you're a damn whore that's only good for taking my "
" SAUSAGE! " * everyone yells and Deidara blushes madly, Sasori starts chuckling and deidara looks at him *
Deidara: " you think that's funny Danna hm "
Sasori: " Well it's true "
* Deidara has a surprise look on his face but then starts banging on the table "
Deidara: " Sasori's a redhead that has a small.."
"SAUSAGE!" * everyone yells Sasori gets angry *
Sasori: " oh I see how it is "
* Sasori starts banging on the table *
Sasori: you're a dumb blond and all you know is how to take the "
" SAUSAGE! " * everyone yells and deidara blushes, tobi chuckles and deidara looks at him *
Deidara: " you still have the audacity to laugh ok hn "
* Deidara starts banging on the table *
Deidara: " you're a man child and I no longer want your "
" SAUSAGE! " * everyone yells and tobi blushes behind his mask "
Deidara: " same goes for you danna un "
Sasori: " What "
* Kisame starts laughing and itachi looks at him *
Itachi: " what's so damn funny "
Kisame: " the fact they ain't getting any "
Itachi: " same goes for you "
Kisame: " What "
* Itachi starts banging on the table *
Itachi: " you're a damn shark boy and I'll NEVER take your "
" SAUSAGE! " * everyone yells and Kisame eyes widened and itachi smirks and shrug his shoulders *
Hidan: " damn what ever chances you had with itachi are gone "
Kisame: " same thing goes for itachi "
Itachi: " what are you talking about "
* Kisame starts banging on the table *
Kisame: " Shisui's dead and you can never get his "
" SAUSAGE! " * everyone yells and itachi gets angry *
Itachi: " your dead! "
Kisame: " Well I guess I'll say hi to shi- "
* Itachi jumps on him and starts choking him and everyone starts fighting *
pein: * he then yells * " ALMIGHTY PUSH! "
* everyone flys all over the place *
Pein: " stop it all of you this is all suppose to be a game "
Konan: " god damnit your right "
Pein: " this is why we can't play games, everyone takes everything so seriously "
Konan: " your the one to talk "
Pein: " shut it "
Konan: " I'll get the apron "
Pein: " get the apron "
* Pein and konan walk out the room *
* everyone stay quiet and apologise to each other and go to there room to do there own things *