Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

karma

* Hidan wakes up and has a major headache and grabs his head and looks around the room *
Hidan: " what the hell "
  * Looks to the side and See's kakuzu *
Kakuzu: " karma a bitch "
  * Hidan sees that they both don't have any clothes on and he figured out what happened *
Hidan: " ahhhhhhhh! "
        * In the kitchen everyone hears hidan screaming *
Pein: " for once I'll like to have a fucking normal breakfast, but what do you guys do you fuck that up "
Itachi: " I try to be nice but what do you guys do you guys give me one big middle finger, I even cook for you guys "
* Takes off apron throws it to the ground, Huff's and walks out of the kitchen *
Pein: " I got to admit that was pretty sexy, konan met me in my office in five minutes "
Konan: " god damn it "
Pein: " and bring the apron "
Konan: " what "
Pein: " bring the god damn apron "
  * Konan signs but gets the apron *
Pein: " since you guys ruined my breakfast I'm going to ruin your "
  * Pein and konan Walk out of the kitchen *
Sasori: " i don't eat so I don't care "
Deidara: " god damn it un "
Tobi/Obito: " Tobi is still hungry "
* Tobi/Obito and deidara see zetzu head popped out from underneath the ground, zetzu See's them and goes back underground the ground *
Kisame: " no one ever pay attention to me "
Obito/tobi: " deidara meet me in my room "
Deidara: * signs * I'm going yeah "
  * Deidara and Tobi/Obito walk out the kitchen *
Kisame: " so- "
Sasori: " not interested now if you excuse me I have a puppet I need to work on "
  * Walks out of the kitchen *
Kisame: " oh i see "
* Has a sad aura around him *