Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

bus

Obito: " okay imagine there a bus, where each seat is next to each other, we'll call them slots. And there's no empty slots, but there's one seat. And you have to sit next to somebody, who would you sit next to?, old man, handsome man, beautiful woman, or old woman? "
Konan: " handsome man "
Kakuzu: " buses are too expensive, I'll walk "
Hidan: " next to the hot bitch! "
Kisame: " i would take my car "
Itachi: " the floor "
Obito: " what? "