Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

Senpai love me

Tobi: * brust into Deidara room and hugs him *

Deidara: * tries to push him off * " Tobi get off me "!

Tobi: " senpai please love Tobi "

Deidara: " no Tobi get off me "

Tobi: " but senpai if you don't love Tobi he will die "

Deidara: " that's a bunch of bullshit "

Tobi: " oh senpai Tobi is getting weak "

Deidara: " Tobi I'm serious get off me "

Tobi: " senpai Tobi is dying "

Deidara: " Tobi i'm not kidding get off me or so help me I will blow you up "!

Tobi: * falls on top of Deidara * " senpai i'm dead "

Deidara: * tries to push Tobi off *