Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

sister?

Hidan: " hey Brunet i didn't know you had a sister "
Itachi: " I told you not to call me that, and I don't have a sister I have a brother wait why are you asking "
Hidan: " oh shit that's a boy, I was in your room looking at your pictures and saw a picture of your family, I was going to say if it's a girl hit it up with that number "
Itachi: " wait why were you in my room "
Hidan: " dosen't matter but you have a fine ass mom what's her status "
Itachi: " dead I killed her "
Hidan: " shit really damn well I took a picture of her from you "
Itachi: " wait what give it back "
Hidan: " nah anyways want a drink " * holds a drink out for him *
Itachi: " sure everyone else here aren't nice thank you " * takes the drink and starts to drink it *
* They start to talk for twenty minutes *
Hidan: " and the old fucker is always talking about money this money that "
Itachi: " well it is kakuzu what else do you- " * passes out *
Hidan: " finally took the drugs long enough to wear in " * puts him over his shoulder and turns around and See's zetzu *
Hidan: " You saw nothing " * starts to walk away to his room*
 * Zetzu goes back underground *