Pein: alright everyone since we have nothing better to do, how's about we have a couple drink?
Itachi:*shrugs* alright.
Hidan:fuck yeah, finally you want to do something fun.
Pein: *brings out liquor* let the fun begin.
Deidara:*smirks* sounds like fun I'm in
Itachi: umm should he not drink?, I mean he's still not old enough.
Hidan: the fuck up Itachi!
Itachi: *frowns* alright but I'm not stopping you idiots when you go overboard.
Pein: can we start already?
Everyone: *nods*
Pein:*smiles* alright lets party til we can't remember our own names!
*Everyone's state two drinks in*
Deidara:* literally wasted out of his mind*
Itachi: *was still in a good state*
Hidan:*starting to get a little buzz*
Kakazu: *still doing good*
Tobi:* laughing like crazy* //not because he's wasted just because..., Well it's Tobi"
Sasori: *still in a good state*
Kisame:*starting to laugh on his own*
Zetsu:*already passed out*
Pein:*picks up a camera and starts recording*
At this point it's just going to be what pein flimmed from that night
Video 1:
Deidara:*jumped onto the counter*
I'm so wasted!Itachi: see, I told you not to let him drink.
Hidan:shut up let him do his thing * a light blush was across his cheeks*
Itachi:*sighs* this isn't going to end well...
Video 2:
Deidara:*who's now four drinks in* imma strip!
Hidan:*also four drinks in and wasted* hell yeah strip it!
Itachi:*face palm* *still on his third drink*
Deidara:*starts to take off his shirt*
Hidan:yeah! Kakazu give me some ones
Kakazu: *about five drinks in* you going to give it back?
Hidan:ugh fuck yeah sure
Kakazu:*shrugs and gives him around 30 ones*
Hidan:strip pretty boy! *Starts throwing ones at Deidara*
Deidara: *throws his shirt to the side*
Video 3:
At this point deidara was in his underwear.... Five drinks in
Hidan:*six drinks in* *starts to unzip his cloak
Konan:*sighs* *she's the only one who's sober*
Itachi:* 9 drinks in* *starting to feel a small buzz* screw it... Dance dance!
Sasori: *nine drinks in* damn Deidara you sexy as hell
Tobi:*around 8 drinks in* senpai senpai!
Video 4:
Itachi: *twelve drinks in* * Deidara on his lap as they make out💦💦*Tobi: *ten drinks in* senpai!
Hidan: * ten drinks in* damn deidara and Itachi
Kakazu: *eleven drinks in* *throwing money at the two*
Pein:*laughing loudly*
Tobi: *ten drinks in* stupid senpai stop!
Video 5:
Deidara:*around eight drinks in*
Konan:*ended up drinking twelve drinks* come on do it
Deidara:*still on itachi's lap* alright fine give me the dress
Hidan:*still on his tenth drink* im in *stands up and follows konan and Deidara*
Video 6:
Deidara and Hidan come out in dresses
Hidan: I feel sexy
Deidara: why is it so short?
Konan:cheese!
Hidan:*poses*
Deidara:*looks at the camera stunned*
Tobi:what now senpai?
Deidara:Were going out, come on Tobi your taking me out
Hidan:the fuck?! What about me?
Deidara:find your own protection!
Video 7:
At this point there just stupid drunk the footage is a little bit into them going around with Deidara,hidan and TobiPein:there we go.
Konan:b-babe look at them *she was laughing really hard*
Deidara started to grind up against Tobi
Tobi:s-senpai...
Deidara: *giggles softly* yeah....
Tobi: shouldn't you c-calm down...
Deidara:*frowns* fine!
Itachi: I'll take him off your hands Tobi
Tobi:what?!
Deidara:sounds like fun
Video 8:
Tobi: *crying*
Itachi and deidara were going back to the hideout
Pein:*laughing his ass off*Video ends
Ok so this is what happened afterwards
Hidan passed out in some innocent family's house and Kakazu had to pay for the damages
Sasori passed out hugging tobi
Konan and pein ended up going back to the hideout when deidara and Itachi did
Zetsu ended up staying there the whole time missing everything
Kisame was found in the bathtub passed out
Author notes: this is another senario written by XxjiriyaxX
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