Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

time out pt 4

* konan, itachi, pein, and Kisame just left the hideout and left kakuzu in charge *
Deidara: " can i come out now un "
Kakuzu: " no "
Deidara: " why not hn "
Kakuzu: " because you'll be running around the base like five years old and I'm not going to deal with that "
Hidan: " Your just a bitch and you want to see us stuffer "
Kakuzu: " yeah "
Deidara: " but I have to go to the bathroom un "
Kakuzu: " *signs * fine "
* He grabs two can and gives deidara and hidan a can *
Deidara: " what's this hn "
Kakuzu: " a pee can i'm not letting you out to use the bathroom, now make it last "
Hidan: " what I'm not going to pee in this "
Kakuzu: " ugh yes you are if you want to go to the bathroom "
Hidan: " i'm not afraid to whip out my d*** and pee all over these floors "
Kakuzu: " do it and your cleaning it up "
Tobi/Obito: " kakuzu senpai Tobi bored "
Kakuzu: " then go play with yourself "
Tobi/Obito: " but tobi already did and he's bored "
* Kakuzu and Sasori freeze for what kakuzu said *
Tobi/Obito: " you mean with toys right "
* They face palm *
Tobi/Obito: * whispers underneath his breath *" plus it's not as much fun the blond does a better job "
Sasori: " what was that brat "
Tobi/Obito: " Tobi likes turtles "
Sasori: " just go and play with your toys brat "
Tobi/Obito: " ok "
* He goes to play with his toys in the living room *
Deidara: " kakuzu i'm hungry un "
Kakuzu: " aren't you in a pantry "
Deidara: " yeah but I don't like anything in here hn "
Kakuzu: " well make yourself like something "
* About fifteen minutes pass by *
Hidan: " hey old fucker I need to go pee "
Kakuzu: " pee in the can "
Hidan: " i'm not going to pee in the can, look at the size of these there so small "
Kakuzu: " i don't see deidara complaining about it "
Deidara: " i'm not complaining because I'm thinking of ways to murder you all un "
* Hidan finally couldn't take it and gave in and peed in the can *
Kakuzu: " there now that wasn't so bad "
* Hidan puts it on the edge of the fridge *
Hidan: " oops "
* He throws the can and it falls all over the floor *
Kakuzu: " clean it up "
Hidan: " no "
Kakuzu: " clean it up "
Hidan: " no "
* Kakuzu walks over to the fridge and tries to get hidan off of it, while hidan is screaming like a little girl *
Deidara: " HAHAHAHA! "
* kakuzu finally gets him off and throws him in the floor face first, he puts a foot on his back and is holding his hair with one of his hands *
Kakuzu: " i want you to clean it up "
Hidan: " no "
Kakuzu: " Your going to clean it up with your tongue "
Hidan: " no "
* Kakuzu then picks up hidan and throws him over his back *
Hidan: " hey what are you doing old fucker! "
Kakuzu: " i'll be back Sasori watch the other one "
* Kakuzu walks out with a screaming hidan over his shoulder, Sasori looks at the floor*
Sasori: " Tobi want to clean that up "
Tobi/Obito: " tobi will because Tobi is a good boy "
* He gets the mop and bucket and cleans the floor *
Deidara: " psssst "
* Tobi looks around *
Deidara: psssst "
* Tobi looks around still *
Deidara: " behind you idiot hn "
* Tobi looks at deidara threw the crack of the pantry door open, deidara motions for Tobi to get closer *
Tobi/Obito: " what is it senpai? "
Deidara: " can you empty out my pee can un "
* Holds out his pee can *
Tobi/Obito: " where? "
Deidara: " anywhere hn "
* Gives Tobi his pee can and Tobi looks at it *
Tobi/Obito: " senpai open your mouth "
Deidara: " not like that you idiot throw it in the bucket or something un"
* Tobi nods and throws it in the bucket and gives it back to deidara *
Deidara: " ok now go away I'm going to go the bathroom hn "
* Tobi goes back to mopping  *
Inside Tobi/Obito head: " god damn these stupid people, first pein goes and put them in "time out ", then itachi get's hurt, and now I'm mopping the damn floors, and it's no use either way I'm just mopping piss with piss. Wait I just got an idea I'll mop the hole base and it'll all be mopped with pee, and then I'll be like " let's lay on the floor ", they'll fall for it eventually and they'll be laying on piss floor yes perfect "
Tobi/Obito: " Tobi's going to mop the whole base "
Sasori: " ok "
* Kakuzu comes back with hidan and throws him back onto the fridge, hidan just sits there curled up into a ball *
Sasori: " what did you do to him "
Kakuzu: " I jus taught him a lesson "
Tobi/Obito: " let's lay on the floor "
* Kakuzu and sasori ignore him *
Kakuzu: " not right now Tobi "
Deidara: " kakuzu i have to go to the restroom un "
Kakuzu: " so go "
Deidara: " I can't hn "
Kakuzu: " why not "
Deidara: " because my pee can is full un"
Kakuzu: " what already "
Deidara: " do You see the size of theses "
Kakuzu: " fine Tobi to empty it out "
Tobi/Obito: " ok "
* Deidara gives Tobi the can *
Tobi/Obito: " senpai open your mouth "
* Kakuzu and sasori laugh *
Deidara: " Tobi! "
* Tobi then walks into the restroom and grabs a Sponge, he goes to Sasori room and throws half of the pee on the floor, he gets the sponge and wipe it around the floor, he goes to kakuzu room which was to Obito suprise open, he walks in and does the same thing *
Inside Tobi/Obito head: " that's for being such d***'* enjoy the smell of pee and not knowing where it's coming from "
* Tobi walks back and gives it to deidara *
Kakuzu: " want to watch them over night Sasori for you don't sleep either way "
Sasori: " sure "
Kakuzu: " ok Tobi go to sleep "
Tobi/Obito: " ok "
* Tobi and kakuzu go to their rooms, Sasori sits at the table watching them hidan falls asleep on top of the fridge and deidara in the pantry, the next day kakuzu and Tobi come out of their rooms and are on the way to the kitchen *
Kakuzu: " Tobi do you know why my room smells like piss "
Tobi/Obito: " no " " yes "
Kakuzu: " You didn't mop my room did you "
Tobi/Obito: " no kakuzu senpai room was close so I didn't go in there "
Kakuzu: " good let's keep it that way "
* They walk into the kitchen *
Kakuzu: " they weren't any trouble where they Sasori "
Sasori: " no "
Hidan: " i fucking hate you so much "
Deidara: " You're not the only one un "
* Then the door opens and pein, konan, itachi, and Kisame walk in *
Pein: " finally home "
Konan: " yeah they weren't any trouble were they kakuzu "
Kakuzu: " no "
Deidara: " can I get out now hn"
Konan: " what you didn't let them out/off "
Kakuzu: " no was I supposed to "
Konan: " yes "
Kakuzu: " oh "
Konan: " deidara get out of the pantry and hidan get off the fridge "
* Deidara gets out and runs to the bathroom, hidan get's off the fridge *
Hidan: " fuck my hips hurts for falling asleep with my legs cross "
Sasori: " are you sure that's why they hurt "
Hidan: " shut up Pinocchio "
Konan: " alright I'll try to make us something to e- why is there a pee can in here "
Kakuzu: " for them to use the bathroom "
Itachi: " can I go to my room "
Konan: " Kisame Take itachi to his room "
Kisame: " ok "
* Pein turns around and sees zetzu head popping out from the ground *
Pein: " zetzu have you been watching this whole time "
Zetzu: " yes "
* Sasori walks into his room *
Sasori: " why does my room smell like piss! "
* Tobi burst out laughing and the other join him, they think he's laughing because he thought it was funny, for he was laughing because Sasori finally noticed and he was laughing evily on the inside *