Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

Is it gay to kiss a bro?

Note this will be told in modern AU

* Hidan has his phone on front camera, and was recording going around to ask everyone a question *
* He sees deidara and walks up to him *
Hidan: " oi Blondie? "
Deidara: " yeah un? "
Hidan: " is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Deidara: " yes yeah "
* Hidan kisses him and quickly runs away, and sees zetsu and walks up to him *
Hidan: " half and half bitch "
Zetsu: " hmm? "
Hidan: " is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Zetsu: " yes "
* Quickly kisses him and runs away, he then saw kisame and ran up to him *
Hidan: " shark bitch "
Kisame: " yeah hidan? "
Hidan: " is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Kisame: " depending the situation "
Hidan: " it's a yes or no question bitch "
Kisame: " yeah? "
* Kisses him and runs away, he saw nagato and walked up to him *
Hidan: " weird bitch, is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Nagato: " i mean I guess "
* Kisses him and runs away, and sees sasori *
Hidan: " midget is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Sasori: " I swear hidan if you try to kiss me- "
Hidan: " bitch yes or no "
Sasori: " yes hidan "
* He went to kiss him and runs away from an angry sasori, he sees itachi and walks up to him *
Hidan: " oi uchiha, is gay to kiss a bro? "
Itachi: " I mean I guess, but that dep- "
* He got cut off as hidan kisses him and he runs away from a shocked itachi. He then sees yahiko and konan together *
Hidan: " oi bitch and... carrot top, is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Konan: " yes "
Yahiko: " yes "
* Quickly kisses yahiko, and goes to kiss konan *
Konan: " kiss me, and I'll punch you in the dick "
* Walks away and soon runs into obito *
Hidan: " scares bitch, is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Obito: " yes "
* Quickly kisses him and runs into kakuzu *
Hidan: " old fucker, is it gay to kiss a bro? "
Kakuzu: " yes "
* Quickly kisses him and runs away from kakuzu, but soon see kakuzu tackle and you see the camara drop to the ground and hear hidan scream *