Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

puppets

Deidara: " hey Danna why do you make your puppets out of humans yeah? "
Sasori: " so it could be easier to fuck them "
* Everyone look at Sasori with a wtf face *
Sasori: " it's a joke "
* Hidan slide over to Sasori *
Hidan: " the Blondie would let you fuck him, as of right now you know "
Deidara: " HIDAN! HN, I WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH DANNA UN "
Itachi: " that's not what you said last night "
* Everyone looks at itachi, itachi just sips his tea *