And Peggy

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"Elams?" Alex said curiously. "Is that our ship name?"

"Yeah." I said.

"How in the hell did you figure that out?" John asked Alex in shock.

"Well, just think of it, it starts with the first 3 letters of Eliza's name, and lams is a mix of our last names."

"Okay, but how did you two think of it?" John said looking to me and Maria.

"We didn't." I said.

"It was Cornelia." Maria said smiling.

"Isn't she like 6?" John asked.

"Yes." Eliza said.

"Isn't she the Meggy crazed one?"

"Oh and Elams." I laughed.

"What the fuck?"

"Oh yeah. She's obsessed. She treats us like we're in some fandom."

"You're telling me." He laughed.

Eliza giggled. "Oh really?"

"Yeah. She even writes stories about us!" I said.

"Like fanfics?" Alex asked.

"Exactly."

"Can she be my new best friend?" John asked in awe.

"No!" Alex shouted. "I'm your best friend! No one else."

"Jesus Christ! Calm down."

"No! You're mine!"

"Little overprotective, aren't ya?" Maria asked with a laugh.

"I'm the same with Eliza too."

"Not really." Eliza said quietly.

"What do you mean? I am too!"

"Alex, I've never seen you act like that around Liza. To be honest, you treat them completely different." I said.

"No I don't."

"Yes you do." John said.

"You can't be serious."

"We are." Eliza said.

"Yeah. With John you're more overprotective and overly affectionate like making out and stuff like that." Maria explained.

"And with Eliza, you're more sentimental and sweet." I added.

"Okay. I'm pretty sure you're wrong, but okay." Alex said.

"You seriously don't know how you act around your boyfriend and girlfriend?" I asked in shock.

"Pegs, I have no control over my actions."

"Okay. I'm pretty sure you're wrong, but okay." I said mocking him.

"Um first of all, I hate you. Second of all, I'm never wrong. So ha!"

"You're such an idiot!"

"I can and will hit you."

"I can and will too."

"You guys are like the same person." John laughed.

"I will pay you to never say that again." I said in complete disgust.

"This is why I love you." Maria said hugging me.

"OTP!" John shouted while holding his hands in a heart.

"Bitch!" Alex shouted. "I was literally just having a panic attack. This is how you treat me!"

"Lex, it's Meggy! Besides, you ship Jeggy over us."

"No, I ship Jeggy over Meggy. I ship Elams over everything."

"Well, I still ship Meggy more." John said crossing his arms.

"Do we need to have a Meggy and Elams debate?" Alex said pulling out his phone.

"I think that's unnecessary." Eliza said pushing his phone down slowly.

"But, Eliza!" He whined.

"You're such a child."

"But you love me."

"Yes, I do." She smiled sweetly.

"I mean she obviously loves you. She wouldn't be wearing that if she didn't." I said.

"True." Alex said. "I'm glad you um got her back to normal." He said looking to me.

"I am too."

"How am I going to get past Mama and Dad looking like this?" Eliza said worried.

"We can switch outfits." Maria suggested. "I mean this covers more; a lot more."

"Thanks, Maria."

"No problem, hon."

"Do you mind if we change now? Just so I don't forget."

"Oh, yeah, sure thing."

They walked upstairs to change.

"So now that they are gone, are you two gonna make out or what?" I asked John and Alex.

"I mean we can." Alex turned to John. "Do you want to?"

John shrugged. "I mean-"

"I don't care what your answer is." He grabbed John's shirt and pulled him close.

"God damnit." I said laying down. I stared at the ceiling waiting for my girlfriend and sister to come back. Why did I give them the option of making out? They probably would have done it anyway. I mean Alex is a slut and John is kinky as fuck, so I guess it wouldn't really have made a difference.

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