And Peggy

60

"Guys!" John screamed as he ran up the stairs. "I fucked up!" He slid down the wall and hit the ground with a thud.

"Spillith thy tea." I laughed sitting next to him.

"Yeah." Maria said as she started on the opposite side of him. "Uh spillith?"

"Okay so I went down there. I was too giddy so I calmed myself and walked in. Alex was like still there holding Eliza so I was kinda crept up behind him and then guess what I did?" He said over dramatically.

I gasped just as overdramatically. "What did you do?"

"I panicked and said 'Hello, love!' in a British accent like an idiot! Alex turned around all confused and then, and then, I said 'uh sup, hon' and tried to say it like you, Maria, but I failed miserably."

"How do you mess that up?"

"With a voice crack."

"John, you didn't." I said as I started to laugh.

"Oh, but I did, and I can't believe I did!"

"Aw, you poor thing." Maria said in her voice.

"Please, Maria! That's really fucking hot, and I don't to be reminded of my pain."

"I'm so sorry, hon." She didn't stop doing that voice.

"Maria!"

"John."

"Holy fuck!" He screamed as he got up and ran to his room.

"Damn, Mar. You just turned on the gayest person alive."

"Why thank you." She smiled. "Also, Mar. I like it."

"Well I guess I'll start calling you that now."

"I'm glad."

John's door opened and he walked out. "Are you gonna stop being submissive?" He said angrily while pointing to Maria.

"I wasn't trying to, hon." She said once again using her so called submissive voice.

"That's it!" John shouted. He walked over to the stairs. "I'm gonna roll down the stairs."

"John, you won't." I said.

"I will."

"You won't."

"Bet." He faced the stairs sat down and sure enough rolled down the damn stairs. We heard a loud crash. "I'm okay!" John called up to us.

Mar and I ran down the steps. Alex and Eliza were both by his side already.

"Jackie, the fuck?" Alex asked helping him up.

"You already had your nose broken!" I said shaking him. "Was this necessary?"

"I told you I'm fine!" John slapped my hands off of him.

"You better not have a concussion or any broken bones." Alex said.

"Yeah, I am not going through that again." I laughed.

"I can assure you all that I'm fine!" He said.

"You really should have went to the hospital last night for your nose, Jackie." Alex said.

"Well I didn't."

"And you shouldn't have done anything with my girlfriend to prove you weren't pan." Maria said death staring him.

"Well I did."

"And you shouldn't have rolled down the steps on purpose!" I shouted at him.

"Well I did."

"You did that on purpose?" Eliza asked concerned.

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Because Peggy said I wouldn't."

"You and Alexander are both such children!"

"Thanks!" The two of them said.

"I hate you both."

"Ha! Lies!" Alex shouted pointing at her. "You've told me you loved me countless times."

"I never said it to John." She crossed her arms across her chest smirking.

"Well, you kissed my cheek." John said.

"Yeah, right after I punched you in the face."

"Still."

"Oh, John." She walked up to him. "You may be gay, but you still, technically, are my boyfriend too you know." She went up on her toes and quickly kissed him. "I love you. Happy?"

He looked to Alex. "Is this allowed?"

"Well she has a point. Even though you are my boyfriend, you still are kind of hers."

"Well then, yes, I am happy."