Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)

Question (1)

Letter: How Old Is Everybody?

Germany: I'm 20 years old, and so is Italy.

Italy: Veh~ Me and-a Germany have the-a same age~ *hugs Germany* How about-a you Japan? *smiles*

Japan: *shock and nervously fake cough* It's a secret...

Italy: Awe! come-a on Japan!

Japan: ....30+?

Italy: waaah! that's pretty-a old!

Japan: rike China, my rooks doesn't deceive. So maybe I am 30 prus if you ask me..?

Germany: is zhat a question?

Japan: Honestry, I am much more order than the both of you Doitsu-sama, but it is not confirm what's my age is, my biodata shows nothing but the word 'secret' beside my age

Germany: *nodded* Vell, ve can't do anything about it.

Japan: *sadly nodded* hai....

Italy: awe! Japan! don't be upsetti! forgetti your regretti! eat some spaghetti~ *gives Japan a lot of spaghetti*

Japan: Arigato, Itary-kun ;-; *eat spaghetti* arigato...

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Letter: How Old Is Everybody?

America: DO NOT FEAR! THE HOT AND TOTALLY SLICK HERO IS HERE! *hero posed* THE HERO IS AT THE AGE OF NINE OF THE TEEN :D

HOW ABOUT YOU MOTHER-F*CKERS?!?!?! *Points at everyone*

England: will you point your finger on the other way around?! How Ungentleman of you!

America: *dancing the hero dance* I DONT CARE! I LOVE IT!

England: *facepalm* bloody git, I'm 23 for god-sake!

France: Ohonohonohonohonohon~ Young are we non? *smiles and pose with the falling rose-petal effect*

England: Well at least I don't look bloody old like you frog

France: Old? *gasp* Me?! *angry* IM ONLY 26 MON CHER!

England: and so? I'm only 23

*and they started to fight and argue*

Russia: ^J^ what's your age da?

China: I-I personally doesn't want to a-answer you aru!

Russia: Awe ^J^ your hurting mother Russia's feeling da?

China: N-No aru! age is one of the most important thing about being a Chinese too aru... The number 2 is considered lucky aru because 'all good things come in pairs' aru.

While the number 6 is an example of the sound byte association mentioned above: "six" is pronounced "liu" in Mandarin Chinese aru. which sound byte is close to the sound byte for the Mandarin Chinese word which means "flowing, smooth, or frictionless" aru. Therefore the number 6 is considered very lucky, aru especially where it occurs in multiples. So highly is the number 6 is very prized aru.

The number 8 is considered extremely lucky aru, perhaps partly owing to its unique symmetry aru and perhaps partly owing to the fact that the 8, laid on its side, resembles the Greek symbol for infinity aru . Additionally, in Mandarin Chinese, aru the sound byte for "eight" is close to that for "prosperity, wealth", aru, while in Cantonese it is similar to the sound byte for "fortune" aru.

Though even numbers are generally considered luckier than the odd ones, aru, one odd number, aru is the number 9 aru, is considered especially propitious aru. This is partly owing to the fact that the number 9 has traditionally been associated with the emperor aru, and partly owing to the fact that the sound byte for "nine" is close to that for the word "longlasting" aru.