Austria: *sipping his Earl Grey Tea, Autumn Edition*
Hungary: ........ *sipping her tea because she likes to stare at Austria*
Austria: ....
Hungary: ....
Austria: *eat some pastry*
Hungary: *eat some pastry while staring at Austria*
Austria: ....
Hungary: .....
Austria: pardon Hungary,
Hungary: Yes??
Austria: Vill you stop stari---
Gilbird: *landed on an empty Teacup* *chirp*
Austria: ......
Hungary: Oh hey, It's Gilbird *smiles*
Austria: Do you vant a Turkey for zhis holiday?
Hungary: I vould love to!
Austria: *grabbed Gilbird in his hands* Put him in a cage and feed it until it gets fat like his horny owner
Hungary: But Mr. Austria! Zhat vould be cruel!
Austria: *-* *sigh and let go of Gilbird* ja....
Gilbird: *flew away while shaking*
Austria: *stares at the fleeing Gilbird* such a waste....
Hungary: Uh... He left a lezzer!
Austria: was?
Hungary: it's a green one *gives letter to Austria*
Austria: *took it* It's address zo us....
Hungary: read it! *jolly* please be a date please be a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Austria: *reads letter* It's says zhat ve need to vatch zhis horror movie called "Conjuring"....
Hungary: *choke on her tea* THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO GET INTO HIS PANTS!!!
Austria: ..... I don't know about zhis *put letter on his pocket and rub his temples*
Hungary: IT VOULD BE GREAT MR. AUSTRIA
Austria: Wa---
Hungary: *pulled Austria in the living room and open T.V*
Austria And Hungary: *watch the movie in their couch*
2 hours later
Hungary: *have this face that symbolizes fear, disgust, and fear mostly* *shrugs while shaking* Bajaosbsjsjsvsisndjsisndidoxnsisjbsisbxisshaibdjdocnsisisbsuajzc
Austria: *is asleep in the beginning of the movie* Vas happen *dried spilling saliva on his mouth* What the? *disgusted by his own saliva*
Prussia: *is under the couch watching the movie* JDOSBSIAJXOABSIANSIDOSNSOSJSBXIXKSBSIABSZBHRHJAVDK DA FICK. NIEN. NIEN. NIEN! DONT GET MEEEH
Austria: Vhat zhe f*ck happens to zhe both of you?
Hungary: *repeat the movie*
Another 2 hours later
Austria: ...
Hungary: ...
Prussia: ...
Austria: *flail hands* ZHIS IS ZHE REASON VHY I HATE ZHE MODERN WORLD
Hungary: ME ZWEI!
Prussia: I DONT KNOV VHATS LIFE IS FOR NOW.... BECAUSED ZHEY DIE!
......
Austria- He didn't know what he watched but his disgusted by the modernized world for creating it so
Hungary- Totally terrified
Extra Prussia- Same with Hungary but he peed on his pants
I hope you enjoy it! ^-^
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