At the Police Station
Romania: *crying at the police station*
Police!America: dude, just spit it out! *eats donut* You shouldn't *munch munch* be crying when *munch munch* your brave enough to go here *munch munch* and tell us your *swallows donut and takes another one* crimes!
Romania: ｡･ﾟ(ﾟ⊃□⊂ﾟ)ﾟ･｡ I know, it is just *sniffs*
I stepped on England's Talking Scone before!
Police!America: *put thumbs up*
Romania: that does mean I'm an English killer??? *cries*
Police!America: you just blew my mind *pats Romania's shoulder* Dude, your clean as a baby butt can be
Romania: *sniffs* I don't know if you should tell that to me when your eating
England: *burst in carrying a basuka* THAT GODDAMN SHINING VAMPIRE KILLED MY SON!!!!!!!!!!
Police!America: OH MY GLOB! *PUSH RED BUTTON UNDER HIS TABLE* IGGY ALERT!
*police forces and FBI came in wearing fairy tale costunes*
England *gaaaasssssppp* they're real (；ω；｀) *put down basuka* come my babies! Hug ya fath-
Police wearing a tinker bell outfit: *uses magic wand made out of metal on England's head*
England: *fainted*
Romania: *blinks blinks*
Police!America: *wear shades* Crime solved
*CSI Miami opening song started to play the whole scene*
Romania: where does this music coming from :l
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FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...
