Kiku: Wercome Everyone for participating to watch some chosen (not to mention, awfurry hungry) Countries and Author-sama to eat their favorite food! *wearing his former military uniform*
Arthur: And I *wearing his former military uniform also* Arthur Kirkland and my fellow Kiku Honda, will be your host for today
Everyone: *cheered and dog whistles*
Kiku: May we introduce our Participants! *took out a note* Today, may we have Author-Sama who wirr hide her name as 'Rein', wirr be our very first contestant! Rein-Chan, please do come out!
Rein: *walks out behind the Red Curtain* KAMUSTAAAAAAAAA!!! *walk clumsily to the table and trip herself, faceplanting the floor* Y KAMI U HATE MEEE??
Kiku and the others: --" *sweatdrop*
Arthur: *choke turning all attention to him* And our second, the representative of Italy, Feliciano Vargas!!! May we give him a hand!
Feliciano: Ciao~ Veh~ *put his very cute face on screen*
Everyone: *in Kawaii-coma by Feliciano* awe~~~~
Feliciano: *went beside Rein with a smile* Ciao~
Rein: Seriously ;-;
Japan: Our rast participant is the representative of America! Arfred Freedom Jones! Give him a boo instead of a crap everyone!
Everyone: *BOOOOOOED*
Alfred: *went in, wearing a Captain America Outfit* IM CAPTAIN AMERICA!.NO ONE HATES CAPTAIN AMERICA :DDDD
Every-Americans-In-The-Studio: *started dog whistling and clapping out loud*
Alfred: SEEEE? >:D *went in beside Felicano*
Rein: ;-; really
Feliciano: Veh~ Ciao Alfred~
Alfred: Yo bro ^w^ yo Rein
Rein: Yo ;-;
Kiku: For the food! We wirr give Rein-chan sizzling sisig!
Rein: ;w;
Kiku: Hamburgers for Arfred!
America: YAHOO!!
Kiku: And pasta for Fericiano!
Feliciano: Ti amo kiku~
Everyone: *sweat drop and claps hands*
Arthur: The rules are simple;
Eat Until Your Sick, whoever,
The person who will suceed and ate the most,
Will change 'Rein' for three days of 'authoring'Rein: D=
Felicano: :D
Alfred: >:D
Arthur: Yes, we know how it feels Ms.Rein
Kiku: Anyways! LET'S BEGIN THE EATING CONTEST!!! *Started to play electric guitar while Rin Kagamine and Miku Hatsune are singing 'Meltdown' on the background*
Arthur: *took a sip on his tea while tapping his foot on the rhythm*
Everyone: *Party so majestic, party like they don't care, party everywhere*
The trio: *starts eating*
Three hours later
Rein: *already gave up* ;-; *left*
Feliciano: *already gave up* ^-^ that's a very-a beautiful free-a lunch~ Siesta time~~~~~~~~ *left*
Alfred: *laughs* OH MY GOD, DOES THAT MEAN IM THE WINNER??? *keeps eating*
Arthur: Yes...
Kiku; Hai!
Everyone: CONGRATULATIONS~~~
Feliciano: ^-^
Rein: w;A;)w
America: From NOW ON, I'LL BE YOUR HANDSOME AUTHOR BD
Rein: FOR THREE DAYS ONLY!
America: YEAH!
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