England: Once a upon a time, there once live two young love sick beautiful maidens-
America: well except the part, that only one of them was lovesick
England: PARDON!? WILL YOU SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP?! I'M TRYING TO TELL A BLOODY STORY!
America: whoa dude, chill *eat french fries and put thumbs up* I'll shut up
England: Thank you, ehem, well, the two maidens was the daughter of the high king of their land
America: fairytale land that its
England: their mother, the high queen, died in sickness when the two were only young
America: oh nice --" who even begin with the mother-are-evil and mother-needs-to-die at the beginning of the story?
England: the eldest, have blonde hair that matches the irony of gold, eyes, eyes green as emerald gem, she was a smart young lass, who loves politeness, and will be the next rightful throne heir of their Kingdom. Her name is Alice, Whoever, she's so lonely, she began to become love sick
America: oh nice description Arthur, -3- it's lame-o
England: while the younger one was the definite opposite of her older sister, their hair has the same color, but her eyes were aquamarine than emerald, ocean blue than forwst green, and her personality, well. .. *looks at Alfred* IT MATCHES YOUR PERSONALITY *chokes* and her name is Amelia,
America: now that's beginning --"
In the fairy tale land
At the fairy tale land'a balcony
Alice: Oh, my prince, why are you nowhere to be seen? Forget about your duty and change your path, Or else, if you won’t change your path, just swear you'll love me and I’ll stop being a Capulet. *walks toward the balcony and mesmerized the beauty of the silhouette*
Amelia: *rolled eyes* there she go again....
Alice: Oh, Love, oh love! Is that what I really crave?
If it is, then why can't I find it?
Hate. Does that mean anger for not being loved?
If it does, then why don't I feel hollow?
Pain. Does that mean suffering over lonely nights?
If it does, then why doesn't it feel comforting?
Memories. Are they not images of the past?
If they are, why is there only shadows?
Smiles. Does that mean happiness, my love?
If it does, then why does it hurt?
Life. What does it mean without you, my love?
Should it mean any of these other things?
If it doesn't, then why are they there?
Oh my prince, my prince, where the thou are you? *cries at the balcony*
Amelia: *facepalm* ugh, I'm sick of you sister! You always wail about your goddamn whoever that guy you call 'prince' thingys! You got a whole Kingdom to look for!
Alice: *still crying but harder this time*
Amelia: *went beside her sister* Alice, look, I'm sorry, it's just... *grunts* Stop waiting for your prince charming! Get up, explore the world, and find him! The poor idiot must have stuck in a tree or something
Alice: =_= *stops crying and look at Amelia*
The End
America: and that is how Alice become the Warrior Princess in fairy tale land
Wy and Sealand: HURRAY FOR ALICE! THE WARRIOR PRINCESS :D
England" *mumbles* thanks for ruining my story you bloody idiot
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