Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)

Dare By @Lynne-Chan~ Mochi America（ ∂ ω ∂ ) emoticon~

America: *singing 'All of Me' by John Legend, surprisingly amazing*

What would I do without your smart mouth?

Drawing me in, and you kicking me out

You've got my head spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down...

What's going on in that beautiful mind

I'm on your magical mystery ride?

And I'm so dizzy, don't know what hit me, but I'll be alright

My head's under water

But I'm breathing fine

You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

'Cause all of me

Loves all of you

Love your curves and all your edges

All your perfect imperfections

Give your all to me

I'll give my all to you

You're my end and my beginning

Even when I lose I'm winning

'Cause I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, ohoh

America: *cries* I MISSED QAQ BURGERS.... WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ON A DIET

Barack Obama: *went to America'a room because of his outburst* Simple, you told me that you needed one *left*

America: Oh... QAQ I hate me

Letter: *suddenly fell from the living room*

America: 0.0 *took letter*

Letter: Steal Russia's magical metal pipe of pain---

America: *stares at the letter in horror* NO WAY QAQ

Letter: SHADDUP AND FINISH READING ME

America: *tears up* ok... QAQ *sniffs*

Letter: Steal Russia's magical metal pipe of pain---

America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO QAQ

letter: SHUT-UP

America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO QAQ

letter: YOU UNDERSTOOD ENGLISH SO SHUT-THE-HELL-UP

America: *screaming with no voice* QAQ

Letter: HOW MANY TIMES SHALL YOU READ THE WORD SHUT UP

America: *shuts mouth* Q-Q

Letter: if you did steal the magical metal pipe of pain, You'll have muscles

You'll have muscles

You'll have muscles

Have muscles

Have muscles

Muscles

Muscles

America: *salutes* May the odds be in my side

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You'll have muscles

You'll have muscles

You'll have muscles

Have muscles

Have muscles

Muscles

Muscles

Barack Obama: ....

....

...

what is that weird voice? And why is it repeating the word 'Muscle'?

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Russia: ( ^J^) *walking down the street*

(^J^ ) *sees vodka at the middle of the street*

( ^J^) , (^J^ ) , ( ^J^) , (^J^ ) *looks around*

(~ ^J^)~ *Took vodka*

(=^J^)_旦 *drinks vodka*

(｀J´)_旦~~ *smiles happily drunk*

(ृ^J^ू[▓▒▓] *suddenly asleep*

America: *went out of a bush*

ヽ([＞]フ[＜] b　ﾉ ( ﾉﾉ ヾヽヾヾヽ ( [σ] フ[ σ] )

*skillfully took Russia's magical metal pipe of pain without Russia realising* (☞≧ヮ≦)☞ sleep tight dude *smiles and then suddenly gain muscles* OH MA GAWD!!! I DRUG RUSSIA, STOLE HIS MAGICAL METAL THING, AND GAIN MUSCLES!!!!

HOW COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?

(≧ヮ≦) ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼

*suddenly it started to rain.... a Hamburgers rain...*

America: ლ([=] з [=] )ლ ~♥  I'm loving mah life

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@Lynne-Chan! XD Emoticons! WHOA! XD Thanks for daring! OwO I hope you like it sister~