Atheist- a person who doesn't believe in God
Atheist: *sat beside the bus with Germany*
Germany: *is reading a Bible with his eyeglasses*
Atheist: Hey German buff guy
Germany: *look at the Athiest and close the Bible* Vhat?
Atheist: Can you See 'God'?
Germany: Nien
Atheist: Can you touch 'God'?
Germany: Nien
Atheist: THEN THERES NO GOD YOU ASSHOLE! WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THAT JUNK??? *points at the Bible*
Germany: *wanted to punch the Atheist in the face and threw her in jail but didn't* *inhaled*
Can you see your brain?
Atheist: No
Germany: Can you touch your brain?
Atheist: No!
Germany: ZHEN YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!!! *Glares at the Athiest* DONT PUT GOD IN ZHE LINE, IF YOU MESSED VITH HIM *cracks knuckles* I SWEAR, YOU'LL BE DEAD IN ZHE GROUND AS I KNOW IT SCHIEBE! *sigh and then went back to his reading*
Everyone in the bus: *claps*
Atheist: *stop near a church and started believing in God*
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Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...
