Police!America: Dude, Japan, I can't believe this... *looks at Japan sadly*
Culprit!Japan: but your one of them... *avoid gaze*
Police!America: yes...yes I am bro... I just...can't seems to trust you anymore... you've a crime here in United States... Why do you need to Kill? *asked sadly*
Culprit!Japan: I don't kirr Arfed... you know that very werr... you know me very werr to even do a crime I'rr hord for eternity *looks at America's eyes*
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Police!America: I'm sorry Japan... *sigh* You just lost my trust.... *shrugs*
Culprit!Japan: *frown* very werr. Ask me anything you want Arfred...*turns serious*
Police!America: Did you kill this man? *took a picture from the case file and shows the picture to Japan*
Culprit!Japan: *looks at the picture* America...
Police!America: Yeah?
Culprit!Japan: I don't kirr dogs...
Police!America: *looks at the picture* oh.. *laugh nervously and hid it* I'm sorry wrong picture xD
Culprit!Japan: (|||¬_¬)
Police!America: *took another file case and took a picture and finallt show it to Japan* Did you kill this man? Did you kill him?
Culprit!Japan: *looks at the picture for a brief moment* no... a burret did...
Police!America: we both know that, but I as--
Culprit!Japan: No, I didn't kirred him, a burret did, Burrets are made out of read, which comes from the ground and the ground is a part of nature, He died of naturar cause. Arfred.
Police!America: *looks at Japan* ('[•]︹[•])
Culprit! Japan: (ㅂ_ㅂ)
Police!America: case closed then, I knew it that you didn't kill him *hugs Japan*
Culprit!Japan: *smiles and hugs America* *twist finger* Oh America, there's a rot of things you don't know about me
Police!America: *smiles* Glad I can trust you again Kiku
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