Alfred: *crying*
You: why are you crying Al?
Alfred: *stop crying and looks at you with wide teary eyes* I TRIED LOVING MATT THE WHOLE TIME *cries at your arms* BUT HE REALLY HATES ME
You: Matt? Õ.Õ maybes it's Matthew, his brother...
Alfred: YEAH MATT *CRIES* BUT MATT REALLY HATES MEH *Cries out loud and blew on your t-shirt*
You: ALFRED! UGH... gross... *whispers*
Alfred: ;A; I'm sorry (your name) *sobs* I just really hate Matt right now...
You: Matthew? Why would you hate your own brother?
Alfred: ;A; no, it's not Matthew
You: then who's this Matt then?
Alfred: Matt the subject ;-; math the subject. Dude ;-; I'm living my Old's man wise words
Le memory
Arthur: Alfred,
Alfred: yes pwapa
Arthur: If you hate something, try your best to love it *smiles*
Alfred: what do you mwean pwapa?
Arthur: well son, I just realized I really hate your mother before, but things change and I started loving her *smiles dreamily*
Alfred: --"
Arthur: always remember that you need to love what you really hate ok?
Alfred: OK PWAPA AND I HATE YOU :D *bites plastic burger*
Arthur: Now, Now, it's not time to bring that conversation up, son
Alfred: but pwapa, you said you nweed to love what you hate, and I'm twring my best to lawb you but I just wreally, wreally, dwislike or mwore like hate you pwapa
Arthur: =_= what did your mother feed you this time....
Le Memory End
You: your father was a nice man...
Alfred: yeah... wait *looks at you* WAS???
You: *gasp* YOU DIDNT HEAR????
Alfred: NOOO
You: YOUR FATHER, MR. KIRKLAND HAD BEEN CRASHED BY A CAR A WHILE AGO
Alfred: WHAT????
You: YEAH!!! YOU HEARD ME, YOUR FATHER, HAD BEEN, CRASHED, BY A CAR, A WHILE AGO
Alfred: OH MA GAWD, I NEED TO TELL MY MOM *took phone and dial* Hey Mom!
Amelia: Hey Ma man, wassup?
Alfred: DAD!!- wait.. I mean...*chokes* ARTHUR, HAS JUST BEEN CRASHED BY A TOTALLY SLICK CAR A WHILE AGO!!!!
Amelia: WHAT???
Alfred: I KNOW RIGHT???
Amelia: HOLY.... *Cries*
Alfred: mom don't cry!
Amelia: I'm not crying! *sobs* IM SWEATING THROUGH MY EYES!
Alfred: uh....
Amelia: IN HAPPINESS :D IM FINALLY FREE YEAH! NO MORE SCONES FOR BREAKFAST HONEY! YOLO :DDDD
Alfred: 0-0 *hang up*
You: what was that? *ask*
Alfred: *looks at you* 0-0 it's better not to ask dudette
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