Germany lost his memories due to a car crash, he recovered quickly of him due being a country.
He only remembered his job and responsibility of him as a nation and some of his close friends but not his Brother Prussia... so Japan is trying to help Germany remember Prussia in his life
Japan: Do you remember having a brother?
Germany: Nien...vait....Ja... *thinks* still Nien...
Japan: I see.... werr, gritches of memories comeback when I said the word 'brother'?
Germany: Ja... but it is blurry
Japan: *nodded* what is your brother's name?
Germany: zhe albino? I don't know? Possibly, I never met him in mien life
Prussia: *making a death-fatal position*
Germany: --" never in mien life
Japan: ...what is his first name? Can you give me a rucky guess? Anything in your mind that symborizes him
Prussia: *looks at Germany hopingly*
Germany: ....is his name dumpkuf? pedo? Pb? BDSM? Ugh.... Roderich or Gildick?
Prussia: vhat zhe...?
Japan: *stiffles a laugh*
Prussia: NIEN! *crying and shook his head*
Germany: *looks at Prussia* or is it.....
Prussia and Japan: *looks at Germany*
Germany: Gilbe.....- I dont know
Japan and Prussia: you were so closed.. *frowned*
Japan: werr, his been your brother for years and you didn't even know his name and his responsibirity over you when the both of you are younger, it is saddening that you don't know his first name...
Germany: NIEN NIEN NIEN UGH I TOLD YOU I DONT KNOW HIM OR EVEN MET HIM IN ALL MY LIFE! AND ITS MIEN FAULT NOW??
Germany: *facepalm and pointed at Prussia* GILBERT! JUST F*CKING ZELL ME YOUR FIRST NAME FOR GOTT'S SAKE!
Prussia: *hugs Germany crying* BRUDDER YOU DO KNOW MY FIRST NAME DXXX
Japan: *smiles*
Germany: =_= wait I remember you... *pulled Prussia away from him*
Prussia: Ja brudder? :D *sniffles*
Germany: YOUR MY IRRESPONSIBLE OLDER BRUDDER UND A PLAY BOY, A DUMPKUF, UND A BIG HARD DICK, YOUR A F*CKING ALCOHOLIC BIG PATHETIC BRUDDER OF MINE! *Looks at Japan* WTF JAPAN? WHY REFER HIM AS RESPONSIBLE? HE NEVER DID IN HIS LIFE GAJSONSJSKSNSWGJSBXS
Prussia: *crying* no matter zhose words hurt me, *crying* IM STILL GLAD TO YOU REMEMBERED ME WEST ;W;
Japan: grad this is done ^w^
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