America: *burst into the room with a Tarzan Yell* AAAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAAAH
England: *spits Tea* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!
Australia: *Went in covered in large anacondas* ANACONDASSSSSSSSS!!!!
England: *yell in surprise*
America: *still yelling the Tarzan yell doesn't bother looking at Australia and Carry England Bridal style* Hi Jane, baby~
England: =A= uh....
Australia: WTF? your telling me Jane is a Bloody Man? *throw all the anacondas on the floor*
Anacondas: *hissed towards America*
America: *drop England* Nah, there's no Girl here so my brain was like "dude, Carry England like a woman and call him Jane baby" so I did
England: =_= wanker *left the room*
Australia: so much for an entrance mate...
America: I know! I like yours too! Look your pets are hugging me too! *being straggled by the anacond* I think they have a crush on me!
Australia:|||-_-" *sweat dropped* he didn't know that the anacondas are trying to kill him...
America: *laughing his heart out* I LOVE YOU TOO LITYLE GUYS *hugging anacondas*
Anacondas: *took this as an advantage*
Australia: -_-"
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Canada: *kick the door open holding a fire extinguisher* HXKSKSVSJSKSBSKAKSKAN THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
America and Australia: !
Canada: *squirt them with the fire extinguisher*
America and Australia: ........
Canada: *chuckles* I'm just kidding...
Australia: wow, what an entrance....
America: *straggled* dudes... I-I think these... anacondas are trying to... r-rape me....????
Anacondas: *hisses*
Canada: ....
Australia: ....
America: dudes...?
Canada: does he know his being....Killed?
Australia: he had no idea mate....
America: DUDES THESE MOTHER F*CKING ANACONDAS ARE TRYING TO F*CK THE SH*T OUT OF MY P*NN*S AND THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND A WAY IN MY AN*S
Anaconda: *Hisses hisses*
Australia: ....
Canada: .... ok....
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
FanfictionHey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enj...
