Axis Powers
Germany: .....
Italy: .....
Japan: ......
Germany: Europe is Papst/Vatti (referring to Germania)'s Mutter/Mutti, so ja, Europe is mien Grobmutter (grandmother)
Italy: the same with-a Germany~ Europe-a is mia Grandmama~
Japan: Asia is my mothher....
Germany: ....
Italy: ....
Japan: .... hai?
Germany: your zhe oldest of zhe zhree of us und Asia is just your Mutti.... *pats Japan's shoulder*
Italy: Wow!!! That is-a so amazing! *pats Japan's other shoulder*
Japan: ^^" *sweat drop* even though that Asia is onry my mother, I have a rot of sibrings....
Allied Powers
America: ;w; Native america is my mother dude *cried* So South America is my grandma *cried* ;W; WHY BRING UP MY F*CKING MOTHER *Went to iagra falls and make another waterfalls there*
Canada: *patting America's back to comfort him* France is my father eh... *looks at France*
France: *post like 'draw me like one of your french girls* Europe is my mother mon amis~ *wink*
Canada: *shiver at France's position and went back to comfort the crying American* Neither North America is my mama or Europe is my grandma eh? *smiles*
Russia: Both Europe and Asia is my parents da? ^J^ *smiles sweetly*
China: *looks at Russia disgusted* THERES NO WAY THAT HIS MY HALF-BROTHER ARU!
Russia: *stick cheeks to China's* Oh really? *chuckled*
China: *crying in fear* aru.... help....meeeeee *whispers*
England: Europe, I believe is my mother *drink Earl Grey tea like the a f*cking gentleman he is*
Extras
Liechtenstein: Europe...?
Switzerland: she's our mother
Liechtenstein: Europe...?
Switzerland: Liechtenstein, No.
Liechtenstein: Europe...?
Switzerland: *facepalm*
Prussia: EUROPE IS MY AWESOME GROBMUTTER! BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS ME! KESESESESESE!
Hungary: Zhats just annoying.... Europe is my Grobmutter either... *looks at Austria* how about you Mr. Austria? *tilts head*
Austria: likewise, *plays piano*
Hungary: <_< >_> <_< >_> oh fick, I'm breaking the cousin rule, but who the hell care? Percy Jackson broke it to ^-^
Taiwan, Hongkong, Thailand, South and North Korea: *looks at each other and hugs each others* WE ARE FAMILY!!!!
North Korea: *karate punch South Korea on the face* THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT DAZE LOL
South Korea: *crying in the corner* I thought were family daze ;w;
Sealand: Never heard of Europe nor Asia ^w^
Wy: idiot they're the Continents!
Sealand: that explains why! I'm a Country! *ride a dolphin*
Wy: --" Australia is my father mates so yeah.
Australia: IM A CONTINENT MYSELF AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *A fly went into his throat* *choking* f*ck ahaisjsbsijs
Romano: Like-a what mia idiota fratello-a said...
Spain: Nope *left*
So here is it :) hope you like it!
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