Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)

Le Spain Doing His Job

Spain: *Digging potatoes*

Romano: Bastardo, What are you-a doing?!

Spain: digging up Potatoes Senior~ '7'~

Romano: F*CK THIS! NOW YOUR-A WITH THAT POTATO-A BASTARDO TOO??!! *Flips table*

Spain: Wha-? Who-?? Roma-!!!

Romano: *put middle fingers up, took the basket of potatoes, kicks the basket of potatoes on the road and watch the potatoes crushed by the bulldozer and slowly walks out the scene*

Spain: ;^; why senorito...why....

Gilbird: *has a letter on his mouth and landed on Spain's shoulder*

Spain: ;^; *took the letter and open it*

Gilbird: *flies away because his <Awesome> Owner is looking for him*

Letter: Holanda es puto Gay.
Enseñarle a ser un hombre.
Porque Holanda es gay.
Y lastimó los sentimientos de una mujer.
Así que vengarla.

Spain: *reads letter* *took Axe* ~'7'~>|< Okie dokie~ and you need to work on your spanish~

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Netherlands: *watering his tulips with his eyes closed*

Spain: *swaying his axe killing every tulips it touches in slow motion* *~^7^~*

Netherlands: *didn't move a muscle and kept watering with his eyes closed*

Spain: *~^7^~* *killing more Tulips because he is Kawaii and the sunshine of death* *and imagine his background music is 'It Will Rain' by Bruno Mars*

Tulips: *screaming Netherlands name and crying*

Spain: ^7^ *killing more Tulips with his background music playing*

Netherlands: *still watering with his eyes closed*

Spain: CUZ DERE BE NO SUNSHINE IF I LOSE YOU BAE! *kills the last tulip on the field and left wearing only his underpants* ROMANITO!!! ^7^ TIME FOR SIESTA!!!!!!!

Romano: *looks at Spain with disgust* Oh dios mia.... =→=

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Netherlands: *open his eyes and get shock on what he sees* ....

Tulips: *bleeding imaginary blood on the ground*

Netherlands: ...... *broke his watering hose and took his Shovel*

-3 hours later-

Netherlands: *maked a lot of gravestone over his thousands of tulips* *sobbing*

Belgium: .....why...why am I here again brother? *tilts head questioningly* and why should I wear black only?

Netherlands: Hush.... Can't you see that your attending the death of your nieces and nephews that was murdered.... *crying*

Belgium: *derp face looking at the gravestones* ._.

Gravestone: Red tulip, Rose Tulip, Yellow Tulip, Blue Tulip.....

Belgium: *looks at Netherlands* ._. He need to go to the medic....

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The Netherlands is fucking Gay.
Teach him to be a man.
Because the Netherlands is gay.
And it hurt the feelings of a woman.
So avenge it.

D; I KNOW IM SORRY ;---;, But I hope you appreciate my hard work sister ^^" I was busy with my project these days but I don't want you guys to keep waiting so here is the best I could come off... sorry ;-;